How was your day? In rhyming couplets.

I’ll bet it’s a house that nobody wanted.

Could the Ghostbusters help? They are much-vaunted.

Slimer hates it when he’s taunted!

I’ll just say “boo!”

And he will say it back to you.

I feel like a good cry, boo hoo!

Why? What did anybody do?

I think it’s safe to say I cause my own issues.

Oh! Well then, want some tissues?

I’ll take a hanky.

All I’ve got is Kleenex, so don’t get cranky.

I prefer puffs.

I find they have too many fluffs.

Who cares how you wipe, just so long as you do.

If I were a cow, I’d probably not wipe but moo.

Could you post on this board, if you were a cow?

If I were and I did, would you say “Wow”?

I knew a posting sow.

A posting pig? But how?

Couldn’t a very smart animal do lots of things?