So they give them away-- to their sons
I am now ready for that brat Peter Pan
A wearer of hosiery; a fine young man
A little…fey…if you know what I mean
Robin Hood, his hosiery was green.
The lady at the counter has blue hair
But her face? O me droogies - 'tis fairer than fair!
It’s the style that has me staring.
WTF is that she’s wearing?
See-thru bras are brash, not daring.
That’s too much info, why are you sharing?
Her green eyes were quite captivating
I’d love to take her roller skating
Don’t fall at the rink, you could break a bone.
Who me? It’s for my superhuman strength I’m chiefly known.
I can lift a Volkswagen over my head
What color is the car? Blue, Yellow or Red?
I call her the Black Beauty.
Some think that’s a bit snooty.
It’s wet and windy and cloudy and cold.