My favorite food is honey, it’s made by bees.
Especially stirred into hot ginger tea.
Can I make it till 7:00? I have to pee.
Incontinence strikes one out of seven.
Pissed on me shoes, size 11
There’s no question, you’ll not go to heaven.
Old baking powder will not leaven.
Why? The spirit was willing, just my flesh was weak,
I was planning on just chilling, but the weather was bleak.
My new eyepatch fits kind of snugly.
It’s too bad that I’m pug fugly.
I don’t know a rhyme, except bugly?
The weekend’s coming. Got any plans?
Teach my baby to walk, while holding her hands.
Does she have a baby-sized hook?
Not last I had a look.
How about a baby peg leg?
I read in a book, baby girls don’t come with those.
Women with peg-legs–can they wear hose?
Too many splinters. It causes runs.