How'd Miley Cyrus get so skanky so quick?

[corkboard]

@azraiel

My bad. I get het up about this topic at times.

Understood.

I’m working my ass of to raise two healthy and happy women. The parochial and patriarchal attitude on display here punches the hell out of my buttons. In fact, you might say it makes me stabby.

I feel your pain; raising two of my own.

When a child star goes from “wholesome” to “normal” and kids are confused… Well, the parent’s gaze should turn inward.

But that’s just it- the 12-year old doesn’t know what “normal” behavior is for a once-sheltered-newfound-freedom 19-year old. Not that they should see it, but if a 12-year old saw Miley burying her nose in the nutsack of a phallic birthday cake, damn right she’d be confused. “Isn’t that Hannah Montana, daddy?”

The kid should be confused. The parents shouldn’t be.

[Shooby]

Man, with that thread title, I was expecting at least something like public fornication. Another celebrity non-story in hypocritically puritanical America.

[aceplace57]

I feel the same way. I’m not outraged by Miley’s behavior. Exasperated maybe because I’ve seen so many other celebrities crash & burn over the years. I don’t think Miley is any in serious trouble yet. Licking a penis cake as the cameras click is skanky, but its not anywhere near Lohan’s drug addled behavior.

Ultimately it is her life to live.

@corkboard

Settle down, Turbo.

The “outrage” I referenced in my original post isn’t mine, it’s the thread OP’s. I don’t give her any more consideration than an eye roll.

And I understand it wasn’t necessarily her decision to do the kid stuff, although I appreciate you enlightening me on how the child-star industry works. You fascinate me.

Fact remains she went from being a wholesome character (yes, I know, she was told to) to acting like a normal, unrestrained teenager. Does that surprise the kids that are too young to understand how someone in her position acts when the cuffs come off? Yes. Does it surprise me? No.

[punch_line_loser]

Never read any Shakespeare or Classics in college? Wiki Danae and then try to keep pretending this is anything new.

Jesus man, grow up. I mean, since when do tattoos have anything to do with being “skanky”? And anyway, who the hell are you to tell anyone exactly how they should “respect themselves?”

[Dread_Pirate_Jimbo]

I really appreciate it when people do stuff on camera for the world to see. It makes it much easier for me to judge them.

[azraiel]

@aceplace57

Licking a penis cake as the cameras click is skanky, but its not anywhere near Lohan’s drug addled behavior.

No, licking a penis cake as the cameras click is a funny, absurd, irreverent, asinine, ridiculous, over-the-top, and a great big “feck off” to sanctimonious twits like you.

[VinylTurnip]

Plus it’s like, rrrrrrrrrilly cool!

[punch_line_loser]

@azraiel

No, licking a penis cake as the cameras click is a funny, absurd, irreverent, asinine, ridiculous, over-the-top, and a great big “feck off” to sanctimonious twits like you.

Kind of makes me wish Miley had flashed a middle finger (preferably in the taint region for maximum effect) just to really drive the point home.

[Enlightening_Meditation]

I’m sure that she revels in the publicity and attention. I knew some 18-19 year olds in college who were far more skanky than that.

I want a vagina shaped cake now.

[Acsenray]

@Wheelz

Mom and Dad seem like dyed-in-the-wool rednecks who did not change in the least after lucking into a shit-load of money. They just upgraded to a big ol’ trailer without wheels in a neighboorhood with actual paved streets, and they can afford all the tattoos they want now.

Lucked into? Are you unaware that Billy Ray Cyrus had his own bona fide international crossover hit in 1992? He’s not exactly Michael Lohan.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Great_Antibob

This reminds me of the faux outrage when she was caught on camera drinking underage in Spain.
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I have a really hard time working up any outrage about under-aged drinking, too. The drinking age in half of Canada is 18; it’s 19 in the other half. I am a whole lot more outraged about by why US Americans feel like young adults can do everything else as an adult except have a beer, for chrissakes.

But that’s probably not important right now. I return you to your regularly scheduled rant.

[Simplicio]

@Cat_Whisperer

I have a really hard time working up any outrage about under-aged drinking, too. The drinking age in half of Canada is 18; it’s 19 in the other half. I am a whole lot more outraged about by why US Americans feel like young adults can do everything else as an adult except have a beer, for chrissakes.

But that’s probably not important right now. I return you to your regularly scheduled rant.

We apparently don’t feel like they should be able to fellate penis-shaped baked goods, either.

[well_he_s_back]

In my part of the universe what Miley did in the photos does not constitute " normal, unrestrained teenager" behavior. I’m not a prude, but I do find her behavior on the slutty side. and I do have a right to my opinion. I’m not from the last century, not parochial. Just find doing whatever with a penis shaped cake in photos for the world to see is really stupid, immature behavior. Not behavior that tells me she has a healthy attitude about sex.

[punch_line_loser]

@Simplicio

We apparently don’t feel like they should be able to fellate penis-shaped baked goods, either.

I’m biting the bullet here: if she was a dude, no one would have reacted like the OP.

[punch_line_loser]

@well_he_s_back

In my part of the universe what Miley did in the photos does not constitute " normal, unrestrained teenager" behavior. I’m not a prude, but I do find her behavior on the slutty side. and I do have a right to my opinion. I’m not from the last century, not parochial. Just find doing whatever with a penis shaped cake in photos for the world to see is really stupid, immature behavior. Not behavior that tells me she has a healthy attitude about sex.

What about this behavior implies that she has an unhealthy attitude about sex, other than not being ashamed of having a sex life with her steady boyfriend? The wang cake is a representation of that steady boyfriend’s member - where is the sluttiness here? Or the immaturity, for that matter?

[Marley23]

@azraiel

No, licking a penis cake as the cameras click is a funny, absurd, irreverent, asinine, ridiculous, over-the-top, and a great big “feck off” to sanctimonious twits like you.

azraiel, you’re not allowed to insult other posters in this forum. Don’t do it again.

[pricciar]

Plus, you can tell by those photos that she will never make it as a model. Just look at that attempt to pose. Pshaw. Go back to Disney, Miley.

[DianaG]

@well_he_s_back

In my part of the universe what Miley did in the photos does not constitute " normal, unrestrained teenager" behavior. I’m not a prude, but I do find her behavior on the slutty side. and I do have a right to my opinion. I’m not from the last century, not parochial. Just find doing whatever with a penis shaped cake in photos for the world to see is really stupid, immature behavior. Not behavior that tells me she has a healthy attitude about sex.

Erm… does your part of the universe *have *teenagers? Ones that you interact with regularly? Because mine does, and I’m here to tell you that any number of them would have similar photos up on facebook.

If you think that putting your mouth on cake is slutty, parties at your house must suck.

[silenus]

@DianaG

No one thinks that they’re parochial.

No, but we do think they’re skanks.

[well_he_s_back]

punch line loser - well, celebrating or talking about your honey’s private parts is not what you should be talking about n public. She can do or say whatever she wants with him sexually - in private. that’s just me, I guess.

and Diana G - yes I work with teenagers every day. All of them think that girls who post pix like this are skanks.
I’ve had lots of parties with cake. no penis shaped cakes.

I’m outta here.