How'd Miley Cyrus get so skanky so quick?

And look how well-adjusted, non-judgemental, fun-loving you turned out !

Good, 'cause I don’t.

This girl is in touch with her sexuality, knows she’s sexually appealing to other people, and is clearly comfortable enough with that not to give a fuck about what unsolicited judgment may be provoked by her doing what she feels like doing and dressing how she feels like dressing at any given time. What’s immature or unhealthy about that? “Slut-shaming” indeed. All too telling that no one’s had anything to say about the boyfriend up to now or addressed Cat Whisperer’s question.

EDIT: Except Jeep’s Phoenix whom I agree with totally.

She’s acting like any other regular non skanky teenage girl. Your daughters don’t have cameras on them 24/7.

This is hilarious. Two pages and I really expected something more extreme like topless lap dances or licking a strangers crotch or something. There’s nothing here worth blushing over but I find the claims of her expressing healthy feminine sexuality to be equally ridiculous. It’s just a picture of her licking a penis cake. I see as much of a connection between that action and the belief that women should be sexually empowered, as I do between licking penis cake and being a slut. You’re all missing the most important fact that she’s actually minding the “step-children”.

She’s no longer Disneys poster child. Ask someone in their target audience and you’ll see that they have largely moved on to the next wave of actor/singers.

I don’t think anyone meant to seriously suggest that licking a dick cake is an expression of anything in particular, which was the original point of all the angry replies. The point was that the OP’s judgments of Miss Cyrus based on this one picture were kind of really bullshit.

I am reminded of George Carlin’s observation: “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

I hereby propose the following rule: Anyone who is more publically sexual than you are is a skank, and anyone who is less publically sexual than you are is a prude.

I think the “skanks” should just tell everyone else to go eat cake.

Nope.

Well, I, for one, am outraged. After looking at the pictures, it’s obvious someone wasn’t able to restrain themselves from trying the cake before it was cut. Look, fake-blow your dick cakes if that’s what gets you off, who am I to judge, but people, keep your fingers out of the dessert until it’s been plated. I mean, what would Miss Manners say?

It’s a CAKE.

Like, a cake made of cake. Not a cake made of dicks. A CAKE. Yes, it’s vulgar, and no, I don’t think there’s anything particularly sexually liberating or liberated about it. Yes, it’s immature; she’s nineteen, that’s her job. Being immature at nineteen is the only way you *get *mature.

But it says absolutely *nothing *about any of her sexual behaviour or attitudes to sex. There’s nothing ‘slutty’ or ‘skanky’ about it. Take it from the Catholic schoolgirl: a lot of the teenage girls who do the lewdest joke-messing-around in front of their friends are virgins. All this says is that she was goofing off at a party.

With CAKE.

Yes but see, it’s all relative. Is anyone who is more publicly sexual than you a skank ? Depends. Is she willing to give you any ? If so, she’s just a fun girl to be around. Bit of a party girl, teens will be teens and so on.
If not, or if you have a less than zero chance of even being in her general vicinity, she’s a teasing slutbag poledancing skank whore whore whore.

Sorry, got a touch of Frank Miller’s Syndrome there.

This is a thoroughly disappointing post. I have always liked your username and had assumed anyone cool enough to have such an awesome username was cooler than this shit I just quoted.
ETA: Eclectic wench is killing me… “not a cake made of dicks”

And anybody no more or less publicly sexual than you is skrude.

Skanks gonna skank.

Unfortunately, most of the time it’s just a bunch of lapdances. :frowning:

Where does one get a cake made of dicks? I’m asking for a friend.

I think you would get into a lot of trouble if you did have parties like that with teenagers.

Look, penis cake isn’t my thing. But I can’t really care if Miley Cyrus having a bit of fun doesn’t conform to some puritanical Middle American code of ethics.

Yeah. “Dude, that’s just gay.” NTTAWWT, but why have a celebrity GF? (Unless you just worship fame, which is kinda a gay thing, I suppose, but…aaa shit, I dunno. I’m way outa my depth here.)

Is anyone else getting really hungry for cake reading this thread?

Penis cake and wondering about the frosting?

No, definitely lost all appetite after that one.