Google “cake farts.” That will supress your craving (and put some perspective on Ms Cyrus).
the cake is a lie.
Looks that way, doesn’t it?
Were Miley not a preexisting kid-vid celebrity (say her fame derived from modeling instead of the Disney Channel) she’d be getting away with this unremarked. It would only aggravate her parents. Who the heck doesn’t do silly shit partying at age 19? OTOH I’m not going to call it an affirmation of empowerment either, it’s a 19 year old out on a party blowout and acting like it (and hey, there seems to have been no boob-flashing for beads or commando upskirt shots). Should celebrities be always on the lookout to protect the brand image? Different story. Besides I suspect all parties involved were entirely counting on it ending up on the gossip sites, those shots are too well posed.
If the future is indeed a world without privacy where anything we do or say anytime, anywhere, may and will be filmed and posted, then we had better hurry up to adapt what we do and don’t hold against people.
The cake is immature, it doesn’t make Miley a skank. It’s silly, it’s dumb, it’s even eye-roll worthy, but I don’t think it’s really anything other than a teenager being a teenager. Though I think the “she’s a teenager, obviously she’s going to have dick cake” mentality a little silly too, I don’t think it’s normal for a teenager, but I don’t think it’s abnormal. There’s not a prevalence of this kind of mentality, but it’s a continuum, she just happens to be on the more open side of the spectrum. It doesn’t make her more liberated, she just has a personality that tends more towards that kind of humor. Nothing “right” or “wrong” about it. I also don’t think objecting to it makes you a prude either, I mean, it’s certainly a tad rebellious, and I don’t think being uncomfortable with it makes you some prudish conformist from the 50s either, just someone with different tastes and boundaries. Some people hug all their friends, some people feel uncomfortable with physical contact when it’s not romantic, neither is better or worse and the same, I think, with this scenario.
That said, I think she may have wanted to have better sense than doing it for the cameras (if for no reason other than career ramifications) but meh, 19 year olds are allowed to mess up like everyone else.
Raises hand I’ve never even been invited to a party.
Wow. Never meant to offend so many people. I have been called a cunt, a bitch-ass whore and a retard lately in real life. Been attacked and moved to a shelter. So i Don’t know why it should bother me when strangers on the Internet diss me, but it does.
You’d think that by now I should know that in this place I’d get a taker on the rhetorical question before the night was out…
Someone should organize a Dopefest somewhere near you and invite you in order to correct that deficiency. (Though I don’t recall if dick cake is standard at Dopefests; I know Miley Cyrus isn’t)
We shall not be satisfied until their are pictures of her flashing her beaten snatch.
I’m genuinely sorry to hear that. It’s a shame, both in and of itself, and that it’s apparently given you no insight at all into what might be wrong with calling girls “slutty” because they don’t conform to your idea of how they should behave.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.
these are two words I’d never put together.
I wish I never did.
What if the cake said “Happy Birthday Dad”?
I’m more hurt by your scandalous attack on bikers! :rolleyes:
I’m sure that would raise a few eyebrows!
Huh. Well, that’s a… thing.
Peeps is weird.
Yes, I’m aware, and Achy Breaky Heart is a terrible song by a hack musician.
It’s certainly not the first or last time a terrible song by a hack musician has become a huge hit, but I stand by “lucked into”.
No, but after looking at the photos, for some reason I’m craving a tossed salad.
You needed to add, “Need answer fast!”
Eh, we all do silly shit. Now days, it’s just put online. I’d rather Miley not be repressed than do the things that most women do at a bachelorette party. If she starts doing coke and prostitution, then I’d be worried. Until then, she’s definitely no Lindsay Lohan.
I think we can all agree it’s best to leave the penis cakes to Larry David.
I think that it’s also worth noting that there’s simply no such thing anymore as “not in front of the cameras.” Everyone has a cell phone, and every cell phone has a camera, and most of them can upload to the net in 10 seconds. It’s not like those were paparazzi pics.
I’m not offended, myself. I am disappointed to see you posting about women being sluts and whores because of their attitudes about sex, but you have a right to your opinion, for sure.
And, I am sorry to hear of your troubles.