And this is the root of the outrage…yes? Not cock-cake gobbling, but black cock cake gobbling?
I mean, no down-home, corn-fed pretty little white girl daughter of mine is going to be caught gobbling a black cock cake, fer chrissakes!
And this is the root of the outrage…yes? Not cock-cake gobbling, but black cock cake gobbling?
I mean, no down-home, corn-fed pretty little white girl daughter of mine is going to be caught gobbling a black cock cake, fer chrissakes!
Achey Breaky Heart? Yeah, lucked into is accurate.
Snicker.
Are you kidding? Posting that probably was for career ramifications, and redefining her image. Just like when the Olsen twins became 18. Or Britney Spears. Or Christina Aguilera.
Miley has been “exploring her sexuality” for some time. Starting when she was about fifteen or sixteen. So this isn’t “one moment she’s on the Disney channel in pigtails being innocent and the next she’s licking a penis (cake) on the internet” - its been an evolution.
And while I don’t agree that ALL teenage girls do things like this, many do, and some are worse. This is within the spectrum of normal for eighteen.
What’s disappointing is that she lives in a fishbowl. Her Facebook pictures become celebrity gossip. It would be “nice” if she had chosen a path of discretion and class under those circumstances (i.e. Emma Watson). But she didn’t. She’s a grown up, she gets to make those choices.
“Hack musician” is a pretty respectable profession from my point of view. It takes a certain amount of skill and discipline.
As for your opinion of the quality of Billy Ray’s hit record, that’s really just a matter of taste. You could say the same thing about 80 percent of hit records. The point is that he has had a certain degree of success in show business.
The point is that the Cyruses aren’t the Lohans or the Spearses, lowlife trash who have “lucked into” having a daughter whose talent they can bank and take advantage of that to indulge their addictions and make spectacles of themselves. Entertainment is more like a family business.
And the Shortpacked reference wins the thread.
Sorry I don’t really have anything to add. I just thought that was funny and I’m glad I wasn’t only one thinking that while reading it.
From seeing those photos, I’d say her image is tainted.

Your point is well taken, and don’t get me wrong; despite my opinion of the song I don’t begrudge Billy Ray his success. I don’t think the Cyruses are bad people or that they’re using or exploiting their daughter. And I have no problem with a 19-year-old adult occasionally acting in a sexual manner.
It just amuses me that despite being filthy rich, this is a family of complete and utter rednecks, and they’re not shy about it. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, it just tickles me in a Jethro Clampett sort of way.
What does this even mean? I’m going to go out on a limb and hazard that Miley Cyrus has never lived in a trailer park. I wouldn’t surprised if she hasn’t ever even physically been in a trailer park.
They kind of are. The best part about it though is their self awareness of their rednecks.
Clearly, you’ve never been either.
See, the culture of a trailer park is both insular and diverse. Each second Tuesday of the month, they have their Festival of Dicks— this is to celebrate fertility and to sacrifice phallic cakes to the sun God. They even do a customary dance to appease the gods.
Wow, showed you.
I agree with this. Child stars’ lives tend to be heavily managed. They’re told where to be and when, they’re told what to do and when to do it, and they’re not given a whole lot of choice in the matter. They spend a lot of time on-set, away from peers who can teach and reinforce proper behavior, and with adults whose livelihoods rely on the child’s continued employment. They also get a lot of media attention, as well as attention from fans, so their image has to be carefully managed. And when they turn 18, they get control of their own money, and there may be a lot of it. All of this leads to life in a bubble. So it’s not surprising that there would be some heavy-duty rebellion.
I’m not looking at ANY damned photos linked to in this thread. Except the one in the OP.
That’s neither here nor there.
What’s wrong with you man. We need to be encouraging chicks to be more skanky and slutty. Chicks should be walking around with their tits hanging out and giving free blow jobs on every street corner. That’s the America I strive for.
I’m sorry for your loss that your daughter didn’t turn out to be a skanky slutty whore.
Why did I do this? I never learn.
But people end up in that “fishbowl” by their own choice. While I’m honestly disgusted at the amount of celebrity worship and starfucking our society engages in, if you get into the entertainment biz you know damn well it comes with the territory. If you want that much attention, there are plenty of people willing to give it to you. If you don’t want that much attention, choose a different career.
What?
I think she means that child starts don’t live out in regular society, interacting with all kinds of people in mundane situations. Social behavior is learned through experience, and they tend not to have the same kinds of experiences as everyone else.
I think you missed the pun.
No, you did.
Thank you!