You can lead a horticulture…
No, see, you were watching Le Ministre de l’au-delà play a masterful game of checkers, while Vinyl was playing chess.
(emphasis added)
What, you’d just throw all the hos and pimps… and diamond merchants and Porsche dealers, into unemployment?
Well, words on the topic of tawdryness from someone who calls himself “StinkFishPot”. You should know!
Read this in a campaign-ad type voiceover, with swelling trumpet music and a rippling flag in the background. 
Bravo!
and Bravo! to you as well, madam.
PLEASE STOP comparing Miley Cyrus to Britney Spears
It’s been 4-1/2 years since we’be heard from Chris Crocker. God please let’s stay the course.
Yeah, I kinda stole it from Denzel Washington in Training Day.
Snot! Snot! Snot!
I picture it constructed so that, when you lick it, they all pop their heads up through the frosting to wave hello.
[spoiler] NSFW link (even if it’s not real it sure LOOKS real!)
Enjoy.[/spoiler]
Pyper, you really needed to put a NSFW tag on that AND hide it in a spoiler box.
Because that pic is most definitely something you do NOT want to open at work! [The uninitiated have been warned]
Late to the party as usual, but I’ll still give my $0.02.
I was all ready to defend the OP until I saw what we’re actually talking about. Miley has been skanky before, like when she wore no panties on stage while dancing on a stripper pole at a children’s awards show. That’s skanky*.
This is just a crude joke. She’s likely with other people who appreciate crude jokes, one of whom took a picture and sold it to TMZ. I just see a girl trying to be one of the guys, and probably a bit drunk.
*And a guy that did that would be thought of even worse, so it has nothing to do with gender equality.
Good, we are agreed. Miley can lick her boyfriends coc.. cake but not lick her Daddy’s c..(concentrate)..cake! Whew.
Whoops, I forgot about the two-click rule. I have reported my post and am prepared to receive twenty lashes. :o
I added it. Thanks.
Loved the description. “Looks like snatch, tastes like ass.”
OMG youse guys are right.
But on the upside I’ve found an exciting new web page. This site is GOLD. 
A clip:
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Puritan Westerners are complaining that showing a picture of 17 year old Miley Cyrus’ vagina is “child porn”. These backwards countries still consider 17 year old women like Miley, who have obviously already been around the block a few times, “minors”. I just don’t understand it, by the time my mom was Miley Cyrus’ age she had already married her uncle and birthed my 3 older brothers.**
I realize this is completely a side issue, but if that beer was drunk during Miley’s visit to Rock in Rio Madrid in 2010, she was over 16, right? So not underage, unless now it turns out that American citizens must follow all American laws and regulations no matter where they are (good luck driving in a left-side-drive country, guys).
The most notorious thing about that concert here were David Bisbal’s remarks of “man, I spent our whole number thinking ‘dude, she’s 17, you’re married, maaaaan she’s 17, 17, hello, married… oh maaaan’.”