GERALDO RIVERA!!!
Open any good tombs, lately? 
I don’t know why I keep coming in here. It isn’t as if we’re going to find out…
I guess it’s the only thread that’s kept me entertained in a while, so…THANK YOU, newcrasher! May your fame grow. If you want it to.
I am not at all famous, and am in fact very unassuming and obscure.
But once them bodies start turnin’ up, hoo boy!
Ooh, he’s Harry Knowles!
Say-it-ain’t-so!
Are you bigger than a bread box?
Harry Knowles is bigger than a bakery.
Allan Smithee?
Michael Moore?
Elvis Presley?
Santa Claus?
Is it Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral?
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say Tucker Max.
From here:
The most famous doper must be someone we’ve talked about a lot. Therefore, I conclude you’re either:
[ol]
[li]goatse;[/li][li]Omarosa; or[/li][li]The guy who designed the Quizno’s Spongmonkey ad.[/li][/ol]
Jon Lieberman
You got nothin’.
I’m the eggman.
/goo goo gah choo
//obvious
Oh! Oh! You’re that guy! You know the guy? That guy …
The one with the really big ego.
new(s)crasher would be a perfect name for Jon Stewart after his star turn on Crossfire!
I hope there is a point to this…
Stephen Glass?
Any relation to George?
Are any of you Salman Rushdie?
I’m not.
Harry Reems perhaps?