I am the most famous doper...

I have to admit, I think it’s pretty arrogant of this guy to start trolling with the tagline that “I am the most famous doper. . .”. He’s left no evidence, and as others have pointed out, he’s just lookin’ for attention from a message board which, in consequence, would give him no reward for which he’s already got. How the hell does he know some of us aren’t Nobel Laureates, Medal of Honor recipients, or Members of Parliament?

I don’t want to sound belligerent, but I say “put up or shut up”.

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Fame? It’s all inside one’s head.

Yea, seriously…I hope this thread has some kind of payoff.

Did you start it to let us guess at who you are and you’re finally going to tell us at the end, or did you start it just to fuck with us?

If the latter, how did you expect it to turn out?

Oh, I don’t know…this thread has engendered quite a bit of fun and entertainment. And perhaps our anonymous famous poster planned to eventually tell us who he is and that’s why he felt comfortable starting this potentially very frustrating thread, but he just wants to prolong the fun for now.

It would be awfully jerkish for someone to start a thread like this and then not tell us who he/she is, and such people, when all is said and done, are pretty scarce around here.

Ya hear that, newcrasher…you are gonna do the right thing and tell us, aren’t you? Right? Right?

Oh, c’mon…be a sport. :wink:

You’d best not be Tom Bosley…'cuz if you are I want my goddamn shoes back.

Tom Bosley stole your shoes?

Man, that isn’t something I would want to be admitting. :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s a self-fulfilling prophecy.

We’re all looking at this thread and thinking about newcrasher, and he/she/it may actually be the most famous doper right now…

Yeah, yeah…just wait 'til Howard Cunningham comes swooping down on you like a manta ray…

Are you the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (or part thereof)?

I’m guessing CarrotTop or Marcel Marceau. But not both.

Well, since you put it that way, it sound sorta scary…

TOM!

puts up newspaper

TOM BOSELY!

puts newspaper back up

Ahem…make that “it does sound…etc.”

See, that image got me so rattled I messed up my own post. :stuck_out_tongue:

I was once on the cover of my student newspaper, although I wasn’t named. (Email or IM for the link to the article if you’re interested.)

My guess is that he’s Kato Kaelin. He still hasn’t denied it.

Thank you most kindly. My dad used to play Flanders and Swann all the time when I was a kid, and I must have half-misremembered it for 25 years. Either way, it seems he’s a famous elephant.

Troy McClure?

Paris Hilton…wait…the typing is just a little too sophisticated for her…

You might remember him from other message boards such as…

Oh lighten up!

I know this place is very important to a lot of people, and rightly so. But it IS onl a message board and you did NOT have to join in this thread.

Geesh some people take life so seriously…relax and enjoy it a bit…or not.

When i started this thread I had no agenda other than to have little fun. I am sorry it has devolved into something people take to heart.

Charlotte Church? My dreams have been realized :wink: