I can't believe I'm the first one up MMP

[Spiderman]

@swampbear

flytrap we’re usin’ coasters so we ain’t skeered of MOOOOOOM. Usually the best way to make sure ya got the spider is to take off and nuke it from orbit.

Then Take off you hoser!

@SpazCat

I’m just about to head out the door to watch Sharknado. The people at irk think I’m crazy because I spent money to go see this. I told them I only paid $16 and they had to pay a whole cable bill for it, so who’s really coming out ahead here?

It was not a movie but something that happened in real life would you know how to survive?