Definitely. 
My boy toy of the day is Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance. Excuse me while I attend to…important affairs. 
I have photos of myself on the 'net. You wanna link?
:: makes various monosyllabic sputtering noises :: Wha- Buh- Guh- Nuh-
I’ve gone for more than a year without being romantically involved with anyone (Not counting my current marriage) and I was trying. Depending on how you define it, I’ve never been romantically involved with anyone! Wha-? How-? Buh-?
I keep thinking the thread title reads “I gave up boys for a bear yesterday.”
Listen to Gary Puckett. He ought to know…
I was thinking of the Jonny Lang cover of “Schoolgirl” myself.
But they’re so good lightly smoked on toast with a medium-aged red wine!
Somewhat ashamed to admit that I had a completely different mental image of a loving relationship with the bathtub faucet when I first read that. :smack:
I swore off girls once, after a particularly nasty break up. But I’ve learned that I don’t need to avoid the fairer sex all together, just the psychopathic ones with more baggage than a Samsonite store.
Of course, those seem to be pretty rare…
We should start a “SDMB desperate for love but tired of looking in all the wrong places for it” thread.
At least it seems you have your priorities straight. Worry about what matters and let the rest take care of itself 
If you have not yet answered them, tell them you’re investing in batteries.
The same here. You’d think she was giving up breathing.
But it was cute and cuddly bear…I hope.
I haven’t been romantically involved with anyone this past year. Well, I had a crush on a guy or two, but I haven’t had a serious boyfriend since the ninth grade. Besides, if a guy wants me, he can come get me.
Huh. All the teenage Dopers that I know of in this thread were all born in '89, including me. Cool.
That’d be cool.
pops in to break up the statistic
In any case, good on ya, Pink. Boys are icky anyway.
Careful with what you say, young grasshopper. There might be a line outside your door in the morning.
Care to explain? I’m trying to figure out how what I said could be in any way ambiguous.
To those who aren’t clear: one of the commoner ways for girls to masturbate is by using the pressure from a bathroom faucet or massaging showerhead. Some wimminfolk at least swear by it. Plus there’s vibrators and stuff.
:eek:
Are we allowed to read that, you being more jail bait and all?
:eek:
PinkNailFile, if romantic comedy films are any reliable indication - and they’ve never steered me wrong - you’ll soon be up to your neck in guys. Although your neck is probably not where you’d want them. So ignore them and wait until some quietly handsome but awkward out-of-towner comes along, then have some kind of easily avoided misunderstanding with him. By the time that ends, it probably won’t be a year, but you’ll have a great guy.
PinkNailFile, just coming in to say you can live without romance for as long as you like. Don’t let anyone convince you that you need someone to be happy. I’ve found that even the happiest couples I know are people who began as happy people, and then gravitated to each after being satisfied in who they are.
And, without joining Askia’s jailbait theme (Not that I disagree, per se, I’ve just given up on jailbait for Lent.) try to find men, not boys. Not as measured by age, but by maturity.
Ewwwwwww…I hate wine.