Oh, right. Sorry. Gives bouv and others a blindfold
Wait…what’s jailbait? Yes, I am stupid, I know…
Jailbait (i.e. you) refers to hotties of the “too-young” variety, specifically the “so young, you’ll go to jail” kind.
Yes. The most famous are probably Mary Kate and Ashley Olson. Who had MANY websites dedicated to coutning down till the day they turned eighteen. Though they aren’t really any more attractive than mose teenage girls, but being child stars and all they are lusted over.
sixteen will get you twenty.
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Care to explain? I’m trying to figure out how what I said could be in any way ambiguous.
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I was ashamed enough admitting to it, now you want me to explain further!?
Let’s just say I was taking it literally.
Please. I could go a year without dating with one hand tied behind my back.
As long as it’s my left hand.
“I gave up boys for a year yesterday.”
No, actually, it just made yesterday *seem *like a year.
Um, girls? Yeah, I know, that’s just me. It didn’t work, by the way. Apparently, the boys told the girls, and I was being punished by both sexes. Mind you, the fellows will be everywhere after this revelation. You’ll be surrounded.
Maybe, maybe not. Depends on which State you’re in. Alabama’s AOC is 16, and there are a number of U.S. States with AOC below 18.
So here, 15 will get you 20, 16 will get you…[sub]ahem.[/sub]
There’s a website: “ageofconsent.com” or somesuch, if this becomes an issue anyone needs to be concerned with.
As in the Motorhead song of the same name.
PinkNailFile, go and read Shakespeare’s Love’s Labour’s Lost. It’s about three guys giving up girls for a year, with predictable results. If nothing else, it’s a funny play and hey, you’re reading Shakespeare. 
And where are the cute, funny, smart, sensitive, sweet, thoughtful, dorky geeks when I need them? Huh? Huh!?!?!
Hmm… Funny? Check.
Sensitive? Check.
Sweet? I’ve been told so.
Thoughtful? Yup.
Dorky? I wrote the book on that.
Geek? Okay, got that covered, too.
Gotta ask her for a date. <nodnodnodnodnodnodnodnod>
Oh. Wait. She said “cute,” didn’t she?
Rats. 
(I guess you’re stuck with Anaamika, after all, Kytheria.)
Shoot, Loki, six outta seven ain’t bad. What I love are funny, smart, sweet guys who’re real geeks (like me!). Cute? Pfffeh! Who needs it?
I am torn. I was about to nitpick you, and remind you that it was four guys in Love’s. But the urge to ask “How you doin’” is there, too.
…
Right torn I am.
buh buh buh buh buh
Female!
Flirting with me!
Run AWAY!!!
Yes, I’m a :wally
:o Three guys and one king, how about that?
And how you doin’?
sigh
Sorry, meant to add a note for you to check your email, Kytheria.
I hate to horn in but I had to give this a shot.
Cute?
Reasonably so.
Funny?
Ah. Not at all.
Smart?
Like a whip.
Sensitive?
To my needs, sure. I just met you. I’ll need a day or two and a few bed laps to get up to speed… where do you keep your K-Y? Or should I assume by your winky smilie you’re naturally lubricated?
Sweet?
Oh, undeniably.
Thoughtful?
Reciprocally.
Dorky…
Me? (snorts) Yeah, right.
Geeks!
Just a bit. Star Trek. Comics. Kung-fu cinema.
Cheese it, guys. You want to get us shut down?
No, really, I’m just jealous. The cute teenage girls get all the love.
I swore off boys for a long while. Chasing girls really didn’t work much better, so I said that’s it, I’ll be the crazy cat lady growing old alone. Or at least until grad school is over. It seemed as soon as I accepted it, someone came into my life. It’s funny like that.