The whole wife thing is a deal breaker. Hot, married guys are useless to me. Even if they’re the president.
How do you propose to handle the whole national championship issue in college football?
But can you spell, Mr. Quayle? 
(d&r)
I’m not married. Just sayin’…
Uh-oh. Religious question.
:: ducks to avoid the shrapnel going overhead ::
Good question. Being that I don’t watch football, I wasn’t even aware this was an issue. Frankly, with one war drawing down and closing, and another one still going on; an economy that’s still tanked; protesters still occupying land demanding redress to the abuses of corporations; internet idiocy by the Congress; trade imbalances on imported goods with a majority of our debt held by the Chinese; maintenance of massive exports of wheat and corn while trying to remove high-fructose corn syrup from just about everyone’s diet; a rampant mass media that would rather spend time/money reporting on salacious topics than actual news; and that my NJ Devils aren’t doing so well this year (comparatively); I’m going to do what every good stateman/stateswoman should do–focus. I’m going to stay out of it, let the leagues fail, remind fans that corporations have ruined athletics with overendorsements and sales (diverting attention from the true purpose–sports!) and let the fans vote with their dollars elsewhere. What is the issue with the national championship?
Can you use it in a sentence? Oh, you just did. ‘Mr. Quayle.’: M-i-s-t-e-r Q-u-a-y-l-e.
Tripler
Seriously, aren’t there like 18 college football leagues?
Now that you mention it…
What is your definition of the word is?
You’ve got my vote! I’ll do anything to subvert the 2-party system. I’d feel better writing you in than Stephen Colbert.
I don’t have a question. I just want to see how else you sign your name if people keep talking.
-D/a
Too bad I don’t know your name to write it in, I’d vote for you.
I’ll vote for you.
I’ll campaign for you.
But…
Only if you have a dog & a cat and they get to eat better than you.
I also need your platform plank on what you are going to do about people who do not take care of their animals.
We are good on the weapons stuff.
We are good on the intwarwebs stuff.
What about road repair in Michigan?
How do you know how Stephen would feel about writing him in? :dubious:
I’d feel better writing in the OP than I would feel writing in Stephen Colbert. Sorry for the ambiguity.
Is your effective tax rate <15%?
If Colbert and I were to engage in a debate, I think we’d meet along some of the same lines. Now, he’s more outspoken and such, but my debating style is more Leslie Nielsen like.
PM me. I’ll send it to you.
I don’t have a dog (yet), but three cats. They do eat damn well, and get plenty of toys and boxes to play with. Two of them (brothers) are allowed to curl up and lay on me at night. It’s a win-win situation: I keep warm, and they keep cozy. It’s also part of my Green Earth initiative–using less power for electric blankets, and more cat-heat power. People who do not take care of their animals will have them confiscated and adopted out. I realize this will cost money, so I’m willing to cut back on nuclear weapons maintenance for one month to fund the initiative. (Do you realize how much it costs to maintain a W87?)
We’re good on the weapons stuff. We’re goon inthe Intarwebs stuff.
Road repair in Michigan, I would call for a Congressional inquiry into just where[ does all that US DOT money go? We pay millions a year for road repair, yet nothing seems to get fixed–I believe overhead’s soaking up the money, which can help us A) trim governmental fat, and B) get the roads fixed for an appropriate cost. Let’s find out where our dollars are going, and then I’ll promise you a corrective action!
Tripler
Good talk, good talk.
I see! Welcome to the Presidential stumping.
Tripler
Well played, Dig . . . well played.
Depends on who’s doing the interrogation. 
Tripler don’t sell yourself short - you are a damn fine second choice. IMO many American voters should look to you as their first choice.
Well - you are clearly my first third choice. Or my 3rd first choice? OK - I’m a little confused. But you’re definitely one of my choices. Although you’re starting to sound like a bank (5th 3rd, or 3rd 1st, or whatever . . . )
I take that as the highest compliment! Thanks! And seriously, should I be elected to the Presidency or any other office–I’ll remember that I owe it to y’all who put me there.
I will not be running under the Fifth Thirds party, or the First National Candidate for the Presidency. I had considered running alongside Jimmy McMillan, but my take on it was too long: “The Rent is Moderately Priced for this Neighborhood, but Subject to the Whims of a Crappy Landlord and an Even Worse Bank,” doesn’t fit on a business card all that well.
Tripler
I’m more of like a, “WTF D.C.?” Presidential Candidate.
So, they’re going to elect you King?