Tripler, I’m back in your camp. The other SD candidate denigrated my voting selection method so, married or not, you have my vote.
For the record, Tripler, I personally don’t care if you’re hot or married.
I am, however, interested in the single hot women you’ll send my house to get my…vote.
-D/a
Fantastic! I’m glad to have you back in our camp! Only an idiot would insult his own constituency. I will promise you this: I will never insult your thoughts or opinions. I probably won’t agree to some of them, but I’ll respectfully engage you and try to thoughtfully provoke their motives or deeper networks, in order to better understand them. Let any potential disagreement be a guide for better discourse, and through that, better decisionmaking!
[sub]Holy sh*t, a candidate who’s willing to talk and analyze about a decision before he commits to it? Where the hell has this been!!??![/sub]
May initially introduce you to the previous poster, then? Digital, meet Surly Chick. Surly Chick meet Digital. Have fun, kids. 
Tripler
See, I’m about bringing people together.
I see Digital is located in South Florida. Coincidentally, I shall be relocating there come September and will be happy to, err, stump for you, Tripler.
Since no other candidates have come forward to challenge you I will make the following announcement:
I am forming an exploratory committee to look into the formation of an exploratory committee to look into the possibility that I may or may not announce my candidacy for the Office of the President of the United States. The chair for this committee is currently open and I am accepting applications.
I may or may not be interested. Will you be serving nachos and beer?
Slow your roll there, big spender. The money doesn’t start rolling in until we announce for sure that I may or may not be running for office. If you’re interested you can have the chair of this committee, and if we make it to the second exploratory committee I’ll give you a Dorito and a bottle of non-alcoholic beer. If I run then you can have a snack-size bag of Doritos and a six pack of whatever’s cheap. If we win the election I’ll give you a gift card for the finest nachos in the land–Taco Bell. Not the nachos supreme, though. Just the regular nachos. And a case of Bud Light.
Gotta be fiscally responsible, ya know.
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You’ll have to be convincing..but I’ll be happy to keep an open mind.. 
If we play our cards right, we can get Tripler to pay for the…campaign stop.
-D/a
I’m in Indiana. We hadn’t voted for anyone but the Republican presidential candidate since 1964 (I think?) until this last election. You’ve got my vote, but I may need help convincing the rest of the state not to revert to our Republican ways. Passing out deep-fried snacks at your campaign stops here may help.