You just had to go and spoil the fun, now didn’t cha? 
Anywho, here are the lyrics.
cough Of course. I knew that. nodnod
Wait I’m confused… You did still kiss a drunk girl, right??
A drunk girl peed on me once.
It all worked out okay, though, because the stain became much less noticeable once she puked on me.
Heh! I could use a good laugh. Let’s hear the story!!
**TwoTrouts ** I don’t remember us ever going out drinking together? You’re real name isn’t Jackson is it? 
What? I’m the only one who’s done this??? :o
Once a drunk guy kissed me. On the cheek, thank god. So there was no chance of it turning me gay.
But now that I think of it, I have been dressing better lately.
Shouldn’t this be: WARNING: May exhibit Lesbian tendencies when intoxicated. Just asking because I’m curious. It seems sort of gay guy oriented the way it stands. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Well, if we’re going to argue semantics, maybe I’ll just have it say Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Chicks. 
Actually, if we’re going to be completely honest, it should probably say Feed Me Drinks And I Dig Anybody That Has All Their Teeth And A Basic Knowledge Of General Hygiene. Pulse Optional.
ALL their teeth? What a snob. 
Okay, okay, all their front teeth.
And, if you’ve drunk enough, it rhymes too. “Feed me drinks [incomprehensible]inks”
How basic?
Just askin’.
<GeorgeCarlin>The four basic areas: armpits, asshole, crotch, and teeth. And to same time, you can use the same brush.</GeorgeCarlin>
You should SO make those on Zazzle. I’d steal the idea but it seems like it’s yours to run with.
I had a drunk girl full-on try to make out with me at a club one time. It was “drag-night” and she found out that I was straight. That was apparently all the excuse that she needed… :eek:
Well, this is interesting timing…for I too have kissed a girl.
I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me (but better)
I kissed a girl, won’t change the world
But I’m so glad
I kissed a girl!
I need one of those shirts too, though I’ve cut down on that as of late. Last summer, on the other hand …
So Penthouse and Cinemax weren’t lying to us…
If you suddenly get recruitment letters from Wellesley, Smith, Simmons, Sarah Lawrence, Barnard, Vassar, Mount Holyoke, or Bryn Mawr, well, they’re very good schools.