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Simpsons everything here:
Then we’ll turn our tommy guns
on the screaming ravaged nuns
and the peoples voice will be the only sound.
-P. Sky
Yeah that is a good site. Also check out thesimpsons.com It just opened last month and it the official one. There are a lot of ‘unofficial’ ones out there too which are good.
“I have a lot of good ideas, problem is most of them suck.” George Carlin
I highly suggest http://www.icbiass.com
It’s undergoing some construction, but the site is great.
Unforgiven: That site rules!
Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together.
—Red Green
“it moved me. . . INTO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet…” --Krusty
The Simpsons entry in www.imdb.com has quite a few great quotes, including one of my two favorites:
“To alcohol–the cause of, and solution to, all our problems!”
…but doesn’t include Grandpa Simpson’s deathless observation:
“He was wearing sneakers…for sneaking!”
Two Bartisms-
“God, schmod- I want my monkeyman!”
“Everyone knows that all the good bands are affiliated with Satan.”
One that I have been yearning to use in real life, but that special opportunity just hasn’t popped up yet:
“Take it outside God-Boy!”
and another favourite Homerism:
“The dizzying highs, the gut-wrenching lows, the soft creamy middle”
Mojo, that first Bart quote is the funniest thing I’ve heard in days.
Grandpa (standing in a porta-pot): “This elevator only goes down, and someone made an awwwful mess down there.”
One of my all-time favorites, from Homer:
“You can use statistics to prove anything! 14% of all people know that!”
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@kozmo.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
My quote is a Simpsons Quote 
All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
–Homer Simpson
Three pages worth of Simpsons quotes and musings… http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/000743.html
“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”
Grandpa Simpson (asked if Homer is a Communist.)
“My son is not a communist. He may be a drunk, an idiot and a communist, but he’s not a porn star!”
My favorite from a drunken Homer: “Hey…You cant speak to Sir-Drinks-A-Lot like that”
I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here.
Waylon Smithers: Owls will deafen us with their incessant hooting!
Another Smithers/Burns exchange:
S: I think that women and Seamen don’t mix.
B: Yeessss, we all know what YOU think Smithers.
Plunging like stones from a slingshot on Mars.
Another favorite:
Ralph Wiggum: When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!
Ralph Wiggum:
“I bent my wookie!”
“Um, Ms Hoover?” “Yes Ralph what is it?” “My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Can I have a new one?” “No Ralph, there aren’t anymore.”
Homer:
“(reading) to start press any key. where’s the anykey?”
“My bologna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R. My bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R.”
“Homer no function beer well without.”
“They didn’t have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes.”
“Shut up brain or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.”
“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman
Ralph: “It tastes like…burning!”
Little Ned: “I’m Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face! Now I’m Prune Face! Take that, Dick Tracy! Now I’m Pruuuune Tracy!”
“Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.” --1984
“what am I a doctor?” -homer
“buy me a bonestorm or go to hell” -bart
“when I fell off the junlge gym and woke up i was here” -stupid kid in the new city whe n bart moves 1
“I start fire” -stupid kid in the new city whe n bart moves 2
“wow this is roomy” -bart
“it tastes like… burning” -ralph wiggum