You can’t unload a truckful of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Clawing at the inside of her coffin.
Or else: “Let me out! Let me out!”
All of a sudden, the Chinese guy jumps out from out of nowhere, (and I don’t mean out of somewhere, I mean out of nowhere), and yells “Supplies”!
I dunno, I couldn’t find her head.
Chicken!?!
(this is apparently the punchline to a naughty joke that my parents enjoyed when I was a child - a very long time ago - so if anyone knows the setup, I would be so happy).
Roddy
So the medical chief of staff says, “Remember the guy down the hall? Same disease, better HMO.”
A stick.
That’s a big word for a nine year old.
SSG Schwartz
“Wow, I’m up the paddle without a crick.”
“Never lock a gift hearse in vermouth.”
“Two Hershey Bars.”
“Oh dear, I wonder where I left my spectacles…”
“That’s not a stethoscope!”
“You want me to paint the room pink?”
“I didn’t think I had to ask for a receipt.”
“Wait’ll you see the walrus!”
“On Tuesdays she drives the red one.”
“No, no, that’s just ice cream!”
The Czech is in the male.
No thanks, I don’t think my ass could take another roll.
Holy mackeral, where did all these fucking indians come from?
No possible way anyone could remember the joke that goes with this one:
Better Nate than lever!
The last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!
<The other 6 dwares>“Dopey fucked a penguin! Dopey fucked a penguin!”[/to6d>
“Wait until I roll over.”
Now where’s this women you want me to wrestle?