I Remember the Punchline, But I Forget the Joke

You can’t unload a truckful of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Or else: “Let me out! Let me out!”

All of a sudden, the Chinese guy jumps out from out of nowhere, (and I don’t mean out of somewhere, I mean out of nowhere), and yells “Supplies”!

I dunno, I couldn’t find her head.

Chicken!?!

(this is apparently the punchline to a naughty joke that my parents enjoyed when I was a child - a very long time ago - so if anyone knows the setup, I would be so happy).
Roddy

So the medical chief of staff says, “Remember the guy down the hall? Same disease, better HMO.”

A stick.

That’s a big word for a nine year old.

SSG Schwartz

“Wow, I’m up the paddle without a crick.”

“Never lock a gift hearse in vermouth.”

“Two Hershey Bars.”

“Oh dear, I wonder where I left my spectacles…”

“That’s not a stethoscope!”

“You want me to paint the room pink?”

“I didn’t think I had to ask for a receipt.”

“Wait’ll you see the walrus!”

“On Tuesdays she drives the red one.”

“No, no, that’s just ice cream!”

The Czech is in the male.

No thanks, I don’t think my ass could take another roll.

Holy mackeral, where did all these fucking indians come from?

No possible way anyone could remember the joke that goes with this one:

Better Nate than lever!

The last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!

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“Wait until I roll over.”

Now where’s this women you want me to wrestle?