He was speaking of two different scales of interest; one, luggage; and the other, her. Pretty cool line, I think.
I like the infamous…
“You are the most beautiful woman I have seen all week, and I have cable!”
It’s all in who delivers the line and how they do it. The worst line in the world can be cute (and perhaps effective) if the delivery and deliverer are the right guy.
It might also help if they’ve built up even the slightest rapport with the girl, even if they first said a cheesy joke (as opposed to pick-up line). Having the guy say a “cute” joke, with a nice smile and some eye contact, will make even the most scumbaggish of pick-up lines sound slightly more endearing.
Weird Al’s song, “Wanna B Ur Luvr” has some great lines:
You’re absolutely perfect … don’t speak, now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet …"
This isn’t how I had hoped to save the rain forest…
For some reason, this reminds me of what someone I work with told me the other day. A colleague of hers told her, “See, I want to meet someone just like you, but ten years younger.”
Apparently, this dipshit could NOT figure out how that was insulting…
Eh…I’ve heard of some stranger ones.
Admittedly, one of them only works if you’re Dave Goelz.
funny funny stuff in here, I love it.
And that reminds me of the guy who told me that I could be really hot if i tried. (Not a pick-up line. [del]Third[/del] Last date)