I think I inadvertently met my girlfriend's physical boyfriend today

[Chessic_Sense]

@ZipperJJ

I have a theory that PSXer posts stuff from movie plots of little-known movies, making himself the subject.

If that’s not true, I’m sort of disappointed.

I used to think that, too. Every time I’d open a PSXer thread, I’d try to figure out the movie. I haven’t gotten one right yet. So now I think he’s actually just making up scripts for the people he sees every day in passing.

He goes to the movies so he makes up popcorn and ticker ripper threads.
He goes to college so he makes up a laserdisk and pog thread.
Then he sees a guy on a cell phone and a guy above him laughing at something. So he invents a twisted scenario like it happened to him.

Clever, I say.

@PSXer

girls don’t like me I am too fat and too shy to talk to anyone and incapable of having actual conversations that don’t turn into me making jokes or movie references
and girls don’t like run-on sentences

Are you mookieblaylock’s sock puppet?

[Guinastasia]

@jz78817

they tend to go together.

Lemme guess: Girls don’t like “nice guys”, right?
Wait a minute…I thought PSXer said in another thread he was in college – he was asking about bringing his laser disc player?

Hey – there’s something!!! Tell girls you have a laser disc player! They’ll be all over you!!! And get them some free popcorn from the trashcan. They’ll love it.

[PSXer]

I keep inviting this girl to watch laserdiscs with me but she never does. What am I to do?

[Dag_Otto]

Don’t forget to mention how important she is to you, almost as important as your mother. Chicks dig that.

[blondebear]

Girls don’t like hanging out with people who get drunk at 2PM.

[Keith_Berry]

@blondebear

Girls don’t like hanging out with people who get drunk at 2PM.

If I had a mental girlfriend who was out fucking some other guy, I’d be getting drunk at 6 am.

[blondebear]

Hmm…instead of wake and bake, wake and slake?

[Giraffe]

@PSXer

I keep inviting this girl to watch laserdiscs with me but she never does. What am I to do?

She’s probably intimidated by advanced technology. Try putting the laserdisc player into a hollowed out VCR.

[Swallowed_My_Cellphone]

@PSXer

I keep inviting this girl to watch laserdiscs with me but she never does. What am I to do?

Call her mom and ask for her opinion. Be sure to call really late at night when you can be sure her mom is home, or call her at work to guarantee a response.

[msmith537]

@Dogzilla

And remember, whenever you put a woman on a pedestal, she has no choice but to look down on you.

That’s funny. I call my penius “The Pedestal”.

@PSXer

I keep inviting this girl to watch laserdiscs with me but she never does. What am I to do?

Maybe she wants to watch a movie that came out in past decades?

PSXer, if you really want this girl, you are going to have to go the more traditional route. Completely ignore her and spread rumors around that she wanted you to bang her but she got too fat.

[PSXer]

Laserdisc players are too big to fit inside hollowed-out VCRs

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@PSXer

I keep inviting this girl to watch laserdiscs with me but she never does. What am I to do?

Cry. Chicks dig sensitive guys. Just look at John Boehner - he gets major nookie. Try to work up a good cry whenever you see her.

Oh, and beg. Beg her to watch your laserdisc. Beg her to love you.

[Tom_Scud]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Cry. Chicks dig sensitive guys. Just look at John Boehner - he gets major nookie. Try to work up a good cry whenever you see her.

Oh, and beg. Beg her to watch your laserdisc. Beg her to love you.

And if she asks you who’s been spreading the rumors about her being too fat, make sure and blame your friend.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

Oh, oh!

Write her some sensitive new-agey poetry. Be sure to reveal your innermost feelings, and perhaps some secret stuff about yourself.

Make sure you ask her to never reveal this poetry to another living human, ESPECIALLY her physical boyfriend.

[Dangerosa]

@Keith_Berry

If I had a mental girlfriend who was out fucking some other guy, I’d be getting drunk at 6 am.

I’d dump her and take a new, but faithful mental girlfriend on vacation:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703632304575451414209658940.html

[Tom_Scud]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Oh, oh!

Write her some sensitive new-agey poetry. Be sure to reveal your innermost feelings, and perhaps some secret stuff about yourself.

Make sure you ask her to never reveal this poetry to another living human, ESPECIALLY her physical boyfriend.

Write yourself and her into a Harry Potter fanfic. Chicks dig Harry Potter fanfics.

[Swallowed_My_Cellphone]

@Euphonious_Polemic

Cry. Chicks dig sensitive guys. Just look at John Boehner - he gets major nookie.

Boehner… He was Kirk Cameron’s friend on Growing Pains, right?

[giddyonup]

@The_Bith_Shuffle

She might want a sensitive, caring man who also happens to be rather easy on the eyes and socially bold.

This.

[Shark]

Draw her a picture of a Liger and learn some cool dance moves.

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Or learn some skills. Girls only like boyfriends with great skills.