Please, please PLEASE don’t do this.
While sober.
Maybe PSXer is a hot bisexual nymphomaniac posing as a teenage boy on the internet.
Excellent dead-pan response.
From his various threads, I am trying to figure out the comedic style of PSX’er - Steven Wright? Eddie Izzard? Maybe something really retro, like early Mark Twain travel essays? Perhaps more like Max Cannon’s Webcomic ‘Red Meat’ (Bug-Eyed Earl, anyone)?
A fusion of many comedy styles - Wow, we could be witnessing the beginning of the next big thing…
Paging Dr. Freud …
You just need a bigger VCR. Look for one from the early 80s.
The real trick is going to be distracting her while you change discs. The potato may come in handy, here.
Write it in Sanskrit. Chicks love Sanskrit.
That’s “skilz”. Chicks dig guys with Mad Skilz.
It’s too hard to figure out how to translate all the Harry Potter terms into Sanskrit. I mean, really, what’s the Sanskrit for “Blodger”?
That’s deep.
Of course, you can then look up her skirt. So there’s that.
The “physical boyfriend” is the one who boffs her. The “mental boyfriend” is the one who thinks about her while whacking off.
Regards,
Shodan
Exactly right on both counts. iamthewalrus gets it. I’m guessing he’s either a woman or someone who women are always fighting over.
How large is this school? Who’s nailing whom in my HS was about as secret as Liberace being gay.
I suppose this is a good time to confess I’ve never lived in St Petersberg…
They’re fabulous though. Don’t forget 'should I get a jeep and paint it like the jeep in Jurassic Park?" That was a fave. Also, up until this one, they were just close enough to sane to make you think:“…hm…maybe…just possibly…” for a second or two.
Right! I totally forgot that one. We’re about ready for a** PSXer** retrospective thread. Or maybe an installation. Crap, should it be a mental one or a physical one?
I only know Latin and Ancient Greek. My college doesn’t offer Sanskrit, sadly.
Use the Latin. Chicks dig Latin lovers.
she was not impressed by Catullus 97
“Penius?” Is your penis Latin?
I personally don’t think I’d have a problem with this sort of relationship in real life. Granted, as soon as I find someone who can be both the “emotional” and “physical girlfriend”, I’m out of there, but, while it’s going on, I think it’d be fun.
It’s quite similar to my flirty friendships that I love–the ones where I know they don’t like me in that way, but we have fun anyways.
Assuming that you’re sincere (and along with everyone else, I really doubt that you are), I recommend that you read this column by Dan Savage. In it, he reiterates the advice he wrote to a fifteen-year-old boy about how to meet girls and get laid. (Yes, I know that you claim to be 22 or 23 years old, but even if that’s correct, I think the advice will be useful to you.) Basically, get to a gym to get fit, read so that you have something interesting to say, go out and do stuff so you can meet women in different settings, clean up your appearance and vary your masturbation routine.