Trump can’t make mistakes… Go ahead, Ken, errr Chuck
Donald Trump once went 17 hours without publicly embarrassing this country. It was a personal best.
The Federal Transportation Dept recently concluded a study which determined that the highest potential for collisions occurred at the intersection of Donald Trump and the English language.
Donald Trump is in the works to create a White History Month.
I’ve always preferred sine over cosine…
Perv.
I’m straight.
Donald Trump once told a lie so big it made all his other lies seem truthful in comparison.
Donald Trump is known among Eastern European women as “The Man With The Golden Micropenis.”
Donald Trump has no ego. He is all id.
When in bed with Melania, Donald Trump doesn’t use Viagra. He just closes his eyes and thinks of Russia.
You misspelled “Putin”.
Donald Trump has a rare bowel disorder the details of which are complicated and gross, but the gist of it is that technically, he is locked in a permanent state of bowel movement. This finally explains the facial expressions and why you never see him filmed from behind.
Steve Bannon is actually a golem created from scraps randomly plucked from a dumpster behind the worst Arbys in the world.
Although not often mentioned, the character “Syndrome” in The Incredibles was based on Donald Trump, but had to be toned down for believability.
Donald Trump is the founder of Al Qaeda.