Shoulda known you guys would go off on a tangent.
Donald Trump’s executive order dealing with math jokes specifically excluded elucidator.
Mike Pence is relieved at Ivanka’s getting a White House office because he won’t have to wear the blonde wig anymore.
He’s keeping the heels. He likes what they do to his butt.
I heard he got the job by winning a Trey Gowdy look-a-like contest. Read it on the internet, don’t know how these things get started.
Donald Trump has declared April “National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Week”.
While Trump was cast as “Gropy,” the other forgotten dwarf.
I picture him more as the wicked stepmother, standing in front of the magic mirror:
“Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the biggest hands of all?”
"YOUUU DOOO!!
“Aaaaahhh…”
Trump beongs to the unclassified group of ignoble gases
Trump is comprised of enough grease to lubricate a small nation’s industrial complex for decades
Trump is cited to be a profound influence on the works of Stephen Gammell
According to legend, touching Donald Trump’s hair gives you seven years good luck. Actually, it gives you chlamydia.
Trump is smarter than all the generals who fight ISIS because his army of little-handed GI Joes captured the brown Smurf village.
Sure you’re not thinking of Bannon? Looks like the spent the last two days locked in a closet frying fifty pounds of bacon.
Facts say Trump is a stupid thing.
Donald Trump plans to get Mexico to pay for the wall by sending Steve Bannon out in a mankini to sunbathe on the border.
Donald Trump’s germaphobia is so severe he makes Sean Spicer take a Purell enema every time he fist fucks him and works him like a glove puppet.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Donald Trump can’t shit with his mouth shut.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Donald Trump can’t divide by one.
Trump is as deluded as homeopathy and just as efficacious
Which, incidentally, he does with his alt-right hand.