If I changed my username, I'd change it to ...

[twickster]

… Silky Swallowwort. Nope, not a porn star – another name for milkweed.

[VenusProbe]

mine would be Rana pipiens. Beauty eh?

[Chez_Guevara]

Breaker of Nikons.

[Hypno-Toad]

Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy

[Dinsdale]

Marvin Molar.

[alice_in_wonderland]

A Girl Like That

[BiblioCat]

Fire Chick.

[Gangster_Octopus]

Lil’Brudder

[Sarahfeena]

I think maybe Anne Shirley, if it’s not already taken. Although I do like having my real first name as part of my username…seems more personal that way, and I’ve always kind of thought it suits me.

[supervenusfreak]

GayJakey, thanks to a certain Canadian…

[Wilson]

Real Estate Novelist (can you guess my first name?), or possibly Love Your Peaches.

[garygnu]

18 Rabbit
or
Allegro Ma Non Troppo

[Sarahfeena]

@Wilson

Real Estate Novelist (can you guess my first name?), or possibly Love Your Peaches.

So, did you ever have time for a wife?

[TroubleAgain]

Story. 'Cause I just think that’s the coolest name!

[Wilson]

@Sarahfeena

So, did you ever have time for a wife?

Hey, don’t interrupt, I’m talking to Davy!

[Sarahfeena]

@Wilson

Hey, don’t interrupt, I’m talking to Davy!

Is he still in the navy?

[koeeoaddi]

Zoon

Family nickname. Easy to spell.

[Khadaji]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

[Jake]

@Khadaji

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

“That’s my name too!” (Second line to the song)
Cite: YMCA camp, 1959.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

Crap Nelson