If I changed my username, I'd change it to ...

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Alice O’Forethought

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Harriet Tuttle

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BoomalakkaWee

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As a veteran of quite a number of counter-pickets of Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church, I think I’d choose the insult they used to hurl at us women(for cutting our hair!)

So just call me** CropheadedWhore**!!!

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Someway, somehow, I will have to work that into the conversation when you come visit. A challenge has been issued! :smiley:

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Lobster Johnson

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JuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez, except that wouldn’t make any sense since I’m not Egyptian.

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Semolina Pilchard. My location would be “climbing up the Eiffel Tower.”

Alternatives that I wish I’d thought of…

Hey Blue
Barak Khazad
Rollon UBears

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Rasputin Pianothrower.

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G

Or:

What’s Your Name? MacFuck?

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Probably will be for life.

As for me - I’d change mine to an anagram of my current. SunFastRose

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Clean Sanchez.

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I’ve been thinking a lot about having mine changed to “HolyCrap” lately.

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… songs are like tattoos, or are you a good doggie, you?

Either works for me.

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Hmmm. Apparently someone besides me was reading Spy in 1987.

Happily, zero Google hits turn up for Prof. Drano Lummox.

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Neither…so I don’t know how well it’ll work for you. I’m a part-time baseball umpire, and that’s how all umpires are addressed.

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My three favorites are already taken here.

(Niblethead, you with the face and Quiddity Glomfuster.)

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I think I’d go with Ike Witt.

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PuffyPinkPoodlePoms! Fleeblebee Bumblepoo! HarnyAmbiExtraDextrous!

…or something. I suck at creating usernames.

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Those are not even good cartoon character names.
I hope you don’t have children yet. There’s still time to attend a naming seminar at the adult ed center :smiley: