. . . fleeing hamsters.
In case of emergency, . . .
…for your ‘male enhancement’ treatment to fail before calling it a ‘waste of money’
[QUOTE=BJMoose . . fleeing hamsters.
In case of emergency, . . …[/QUOTE]
…Please allow up to six weeks.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world…
She had to walk into my cotton processing plant.
It was the best of times…
… and it was the worst of times, and the average of times, and the moderately good of times, and the not so great of times.
2 caplets after the first loose stool; 1 caplet after each subsequent loose stool; but no…
more than six caplets should be inserted using an 18"DHIBJD :eek: :eek: !
If you do not have a touch tone phone, please stay on the line and …
…we will connect you with a time traveler from a previous century who can understand terms like ‘telephone dial’ and ‘record player’.
I did not have sexual relations with…
I did not have sexual relations with…
that 18" DHIBJD!
Cry me a river…
… of rancid slug juice.
Let’s kiss and make…
…babies.
Democracy and violence can…
everyone watching avert their eyes and go “Yeuggghhhhh”
All the worlds a stage, and
be fun among consenting adults.
and I got a whole bag full of rotten tomatoes. Bring it on!
Smile, though your heart is breaking…
…china in all the neighbouring rooms.
Wish her well, even though you know she’s chosen someone else, because, dammit, she deserves…
. . . to trip and fall in a well! (Bitch!)
[That’s a cliche??]
Every day in every way, I am getting . . .
ready to enact my Texas Chinsaw Massacre revenge on those who piss me off.
When the day is over and done…
…that’s when the vampires wake up and decide to extract your precious blood without your permission.
A day late and…
You’re peeing on a stick.
The last shall be first and…
then the real firsts will beat the lasts up and take all their stuff anyways.
Never take more than…
. . . you can hide from the cops.
In a democracy, every vote . . .
…for the wrong candidate makes the Secret Police very angry.
In space, no one can…
flip a decent pizza crust.
Always look on the bright…