… to get head from the Olsen twins.
Thank god it’s …
them [the Olsen twins] and not me!!!
If you sow the wind, you …
…you´ll be sent to the nut-house by your nighbouring farmers.
The path to Hell is paved…
…souls of those who use their cell phones in public places.
An ounce of prevention is worth…
:smack: WITH the souls of people who use their cell phones, and I meant in quite places…
QUIET, places… :rolleyes:
…about $150 if it’s really good stuff.
There was a farmer who had a dog and…
…accidentally sucked him up in the combine.
Here I sit, broken hearted…
because my BC Bud’s bogarted.
Hark the Herald Angels Sing…
Don’t to Bush’s doctrines cling!!!
Truth is always the first casualty…
…because Truth always darts ahead, making itself a target of snipers and enemy artillery fire.
Half a league, half a league…
Dammit, I mighta known that those ‘Seven League Boots’ wouldn’t perform as advertised. That lousy giant will be hearing from my lawyer!!
Full fathom five thy father …
…Because heaven knows full fathom four is useless!
Now is the winter of our…
…le plat que j’ai commande.
I know you think you understand what you thought I meant, but I wonder if you realize…
…who knew how to put the toilet seat down! :mad:
…plus on est perdu. 
Oh say, can you…
Let’s send 'em back!
One potato, two potato…
up the tailpipes of two Camaros.
I have come. But I do not now choose to do what I came to do. I will not…
…stop posting these lines until someone responds to these lines!
Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you…
a load of codswallop.
Those who do not remember History …