. . . for a bureaucracy seem like fun.
(that was a tough one)
When all else fails . . .
…perform a complete restore from your backup disc. … You do have a backup disc, don’t you?
Alas! Poor Yorick, I knew him…
in college. We were in the same frat. He was Yorkster and I was Hambone. I always new he’d get ahead.
All we are saying is…
…is give Peas a chance. -The International brotherhood of Pea and Bean workers, local 171.
Into each life…
…some suspicious white viscous liquid must fall.
Take the last train to Clarksville, and…
…get me some of those cheap generic cigarettes.
And when I die…
REMEMBER “I’ll be back!!!”
The more you know…
…the less they know.
I’m picking up good…
. . . wine and hot babes. Wanna join the party?
Ad astra per . . .
[for the wankers who didn’t take Obscure Latin Phrases 207, that’s:]
To the stars through . . .
ideas from reading SDMB.
If wishes were horses…
Sorry, folks - goddam simultaneous posting again.
…then my desire to get rich would win the Kentucky Derby.
To the stars through…
carefully thoughtout stalking will keep the police out of it.
Forgiveness is sometimes easier gained than…
hyperspace with Jean Luc Picard.
Love of money is …
I posted while the hamsters were on break again
Love of money is… what landed Martha in prison for five months.
Forgiveness is sometimes easier gained than…
…forgetfulness, but a fifth of good scotch will get you a long way towards both.
Into every life, a little rain…
…will flood your basement.
Off with his…
Boxer shorts - I have the authority to check that his equipment is in full working order.
[on a similar note]
Lie back and think of …
how much fun it would be to exact a “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” revenge on your enemies.
Just for the record…
… I wedgied the entire 101st Armored Division. Still have to hear back from Guiness, but my court marshial is this Thursday.
If you keep doing that, you’ll poke …