If life gives you lemons...

…needles. Open it up, and you’re gonna get stuck.

Early to bed, early to rise…

Damn! **Maureen ** beat me to the “Early to bed…” line.

I’ll try again.

Music calms the …

…the everlasting punishment of the Amish.

Don’t count your eggs until…

…you fry them.

Dally not with other folk’s …

Dang it vunderbob!!!

…homicidal tendencies.

open heart surgeries.
Every cloud has…

…the ambition of becoming a thunderstorm.

It’s always darkest…

until you turn the damn lights on fool!

An ounce of prevention…

…is nowhere near as fun as a gram of cocaine.

In for a penny…

means you’re playing in a really low stakes poker game.

Only the good…

…and she’ll give you the pox.
loose lips sink…

…but sticking a quarter up your nose is a real pain.
A journey of a thousand miles…

…travelling at 60 kilometers per hour will take how long?

Empty vessels…

Y’all screwed up! Somebody do this one. :stuck_out_tongue:

…means you don’t have any blood!

players will make it into the next round.
A rose is a rose is a…

a misquote of Gertrude Stein (She said “Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose.”

“Throwing out the baby…”

Will probably result in a visit from Family and Children’s Services.

“Don’t put off until tomorrow…”

… what you can do next week.

Chance favors the…

…player using the battleship.

Lie down with dogs…

and you’ll be warm all night.

Fighting ignorance since 1973…