Probably yes, since you forgot to add a follow-on to keep the thread going. So here’s one
Any port in…
Spain, they know my name,
The sailors call me Jane,
I just haven’t been the same,
Since the zombies ate my brain.
One for the money, two for the show, three to get better, and …
by four, I’m knackered…[turns over and falls asleep]
That train has already…
what?? left?? you mean left the station? Noooooooooooooo
hufff puffff So Zombies, you got any room in that shack of yours? that’s what I get for playing that damn lemon game
An apple a day…
makes for a really boring diet.
Laugh and the world …
…says “SHUSH!”
I love Paris in the…
…great state of Texas!
Hey Jude, don’t make it…
… By “it” I mean your casserole. You just can’t cook an edible meal, Jude.
And the flames burned high into the night…
You were always lousy at setting up a barbeque.
There’s nothing to fear but …
…all the same, I think a tetanus shot is in order. Just in case.
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is…
the ‘Defiant’ from DS9, and it’s landing in my street … Better go and find some prune juice for Worf!!!
Don’t knock it till …
…everyone else knocks it too. That way, you won’t make anyone angry with you.
A nod’s as good as a wink…
to an auctioneer at Christies.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane…
well, actually it’s a spoonful of mashed carrots, but little Timmy can’t tell the difference.
Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick…
you know - the one where you saw my worst enemy in half.
Time and tide …
wait for no man and neither does “that damn train that already left…”
It’s always darkest…
…in the hour before Krispy Kreme opens.
Welcome, my friends, to the show…
…Unfortunately, our lighting techs all died from an alien retrovirus, so the lights for this performance will be run by an untrained monkey. We apologize for the inconvience.
And all the goyem say he’s pretty fly for a…
untrained chimp allowed to run riot in the oval office. Some ejits are fooled into believing that he is really POTUS.
Those who fight and run away…
risk getting caught in a blind alley if they don’t look where they’re going.
There’s always a light at the end of…