Agenda Item #1 - How to get those young punks off your lawn.
Agenda Item #2 - Nap.
Agenda Item #3 - List of places that offer Early Bird dinner specials.
Agenda Item #4 -
(Are the youngsters reading this thread bored yet? Have they left? Good.)
Agenda Item #4 - Swinger’s Pool Party and Bacchanal
Agenda Item #5 - Where to score primo weed.
Agenda Item #7 -
All opposed?
0
All in favor ?
o/
You are doing great, amigo Zeldar! Before this thread, I never got a warm fuzzie from this MB. I figured it was because I haven’t passed the audition yet, or maybe I’m a bit sensitive. But now, I gots family!
Gracias Zeldar. Keep it up (if you still can). We don’t need no stinkin’ agenda. We don’t need to save the world. It is already perfect.
Yes! I think I feel the same HM! Zeldar is generous enough to respond to each and every one of my lame posts here! And that takes work.
Agenda item #7: Comfortable but stylish looking shoes.
Y’all are too kind, but I love it!
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I went digging for these background threads that you may have missed seeing or (if you saw them) maybe didn’t post in them.
This one has been closed:
Dopers born before 1964 – Master List which ran from 05-02-2013, 11:17 AM for 242 posts until 10-10-2013, 12:58 PM at which point
But you might like looking at this OP post for a list of other age-related threads.
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This one is still open but has gone inactive:
Dopers born before 1964 – Master List – Updated Oct/10/2013 which started 10-10-2013, 01:21 PM and has gone 63 posts through 11-07-2013, 04:07 PM.
This background may help explain some of my motivation for this thread and others like it in the past.
I wanna play!
For an organizatuion of old farts, I submit: “Frolicsome Flatulent Fossils”
I’m glad you do! Nice to have you in the gang. What tickles you today?
That’s a good one. Nice and alliterative and meaningful. Kinda like 4H except not. You’ll never guess what somebody posted in the “greatest sentence ever seen or heard” thread! If you haven’t yet, check it out. And when I was setting up the links to all that birthyear stuff it made me “remember” that we share a similarity in time on the planet. Closer than most here, even.
Dammit, I know I have heard that second one before, but I can’t remember the circumstances where it was most effectivs and relevant.
All that comes to mind is the thing about the landscaper telling his grounds crew as they were putting down sod, “Brown side down.” And that doesn’t have much to do with paint.
Help!
(Is it from Jack Handey, perhaps? That first one sounds like a Deep Thought.)
I just want y’all to know that my wife Zoe wants to join in the festivities here and wanted to say (I’m paraphrasing) “Of course I fit the qualifications. I’ve been married to this idiot for 28 years after meeting him on a computer before we even knew about the internet.”
She’ll be along later. As soon as I give up the computer for her!
Good Morning Zeldar & Zoe! I’m requesting an order of persiflage with a half serving of repartee on the side, coffee, one half-n-half. Please and thank you.
Well, then, Good Morning to you as well. Have you ever seen a Banter Rooster?
Yes, Banter Roosters can be quite beautiful … as long as they’re not chasing you.
Ever eat one to know it? I saw something recently (probably on SDMB) that suggested that the majority of packaged chicken meat is from roosters. I find that not just hard to believe but a little offputting.
But, yes, Banty Roosters are pretty as those birds go. And they will try to get you. It’s probably been 40 years since I saw my latest one.
Good morning Freaky Ones!
No self respecting banty is out today in Cowtown IL. Its freakin cold!
Zeldar, I’ve never thought about the gender of purchased poultry meat, but have read about the rare occupation of being a poultry sexer who has to inspect baby chicks, sorting them into hen & rooster categories.
Too cold all over! The above shows flash frozen fish in a Norwegian bay.
Tell me about it! Just checked Yahoo!'s version of our temps here in Nashville and it’s 7 on the way to 29 for a high. It does look like warmer weather by the end of the week. Or Sunday anyway.
Not much precip of any kind this go round. But cold enough for witches to wear warm underwear.
65 here and I do post far more often than I probably should. I am really enjoying my new found exposure to bright educated people even though I know I am outclassed it doesn’t always stop me from posting.
Damn! Where would I have seen the video of some gal in some cold place with a sloshing bucket of warm water (may have been fresh off the stove) that she poured out on camera and it froze before hitting the ground!