We can always use another Homestar fan!
Would you like to eat this table?
Yes, poor Francis Granger IV. We did get him out before the yak jizz totally covered him though, he should feel lucky and just get over it.
The goat is sick. He appears to be hungover, lovesick, dehydrated, and suffering from a mild cold. I’m afraid our new Queen is going to have to settle for three hamsters and a rented capybara. Luckily, it’s a small capybara, so the goat’s vest and chaps will fit. I’m not sure what to do about the beret, though. It just won’t stay on.
Either use some of the yak jizz from the Honeymoon suite or get a staple gun. We don’t have long, she’ll be wise to us before much longer.
That’s it. Hand me a trowel, some yak jizz, a Super Soaker, and a medium-sized pufferfish.
We’re goin’ initiatin.
Being (ahem) uninitiated in the ways of yak jizz, do you put it in the Super Soaker, or apply it with the trowel?
And we’re out of medium-sized pufferfish. We have a small freshwater puffer or two slightly-crazed puffins (both male, both underage). Which would you prefer?
Ah, screw it!
Let’s go straight to the [del]1920’s Style Death Ray[/del] Harmless, Funky-Looking Flashlight Really It Couldn’t Hurt A Fly. 
You use the super soaker in reverse as a pump to get it out of bbs2k’s ear. Then you trowel it on the puffer fish.
With regards to our lack of medium-sized pufferfish, we can fall back on a narwhal and a sombrero.
Oh no, you’re not going there are you? It’s only March for og’s sake.
It’s never too early for the Mexican narwhal.
Never.
I think everyone else went home. Now what do you want to do with all of this stuff?
Is any of it moving?
Say…where’d the newbie go?
Uh, I’m still here… I don’t know for how much longer, though.
And Sunspace, I’ve gone one better. I have Gelarshie on my iPod saying “I’m an abomination! And I’m coming to your house after schoooool…”
Where’s that burlap sack? She almost got away!. Someone restrain her so we can throw pickles at her.
…and slaw!
With a side of chips!
Yes, yes! There must be chips!
…what flavor?
Oyster.
( :: shudder :: )
Flavor?
Look, let’s simplify.
We will flog her with a delicatessen. Yes? 