How will we lift it? Won’t it end up like the stoning scene in Life of Brian?
Welcome aboard, Your Majesty. Brace yourself for the deluge of Doper in-jokes to follow: Og, pie, goats, yak jizz, 1920s Style Deathrays, Duran Duran, the Marianas Trench, Hi Opal!, Cecil, Profit!!!, pan-fried semen, airplanes on treadmills, words rhyming with “orange,” &tc &tc &tc.
Hope you enjoy your stay here. Now get the hell off my lawn!
You forgot about former Postmaster General Francis Grander the 4th.
He’s popular.
No, not really.
Well, I think that was covered by “&tc &tc &tc,” wasn’t it? 
And shouldn’t that be “&c., &c., &c,”? The & substitutes for the “et” in “et cetera” (Latin: “and the rest”).
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No. Francis Grander is not just an et ectera.
Must you be harshly reminded?
Why, by the handles, of course. All delis come with handles.
I’ve seen it the way I listed it in several Civil War-era documents. Maybe it’s wrong.
Oh…well…how come I wasn’t aware of this until now?
Well, spelling back in those days wasn’t too reliable.
Not that it’s a smooth model of efficiency now…
If you’d quit gobbling schnitzel, & stop flirting with the counterhelp, you’d notice these things.
BTW–the next time you get shot down for a date, pick me up a corned beef on a kaiser roll.
German girls don’t like my ass…
Here’s your corned beef, sir. hands over bag