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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Flavor?
Look, let’s simplify.

We will flog her with a delicatessen. Yes? :cool:
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How will we lift it? Won’t it end up like the stoning scene in Life of Brian?

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Welcome aboard, Your Majesty. Brace yourself for the deluge of Doper in-jokes to follow: Og, pie, goats, yak jizz, 1920s Style Deathrays, Duran Duran, the Marianas Trench, Hi Opal!, Cecil, Profit!!!, pan-fried semen, airplanes on treadmills, words rhyming with “orange,” &tc &tc &tc.

Hope you enjoy your stay here. Now get the hell off my lawn!

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You forgot about former Postmaster General Francis Grander the 4th.
He’s popular.

No, not really.

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
You forgot about former Postmaster General Francis Grander the 4th…
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Well, I think that was covered by “&tc &tc &tc,” wasn’t it? :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Well, I think that was covered by “&tc &tc &tc,” wasn’t it? :smiley:
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And shouldn’t that be “&c., &c., &c,”? The & substitutes for the “et” in “et cetera” (Latin: “and the rest”).

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No. Francis Grander is not just an et ectera.

Must you be harshly reminded?

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
How will we lift it?
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Why, by the handles, of course. All delis come with handles.

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[QUOTE=Sunspace]
And shouldn’t that be “&c., &c., &c,”? The & substitutes for the “et” in “et cetera” (Latin: “and the rest”).

</nitpick>
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I’ve seen it the way I listed it in several Civil War-era documents. Maybe it’s wrong.

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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Why, by the handles, of course. All delis come with handles.
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Oh…well..how come I wasn’t aware of this until now?

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
I’ve seen it the way I listed it in several Civil War-era documents. Maybe it’s wrong.
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Well, spelling back in those days wasn’t too reliable.

Not that it’s a smooth model of efficiency now…

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Oh…well..how come I wasn’t aware of this until now?
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If you’d quit gobbling schnitzel, & stop flirting with the counterhelp, you’d notice these things.

BTW–the next time you get shot down for a date, pick me up a corned beef on a kaiser roll.

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German girls don’t like my ass…
Here’s your corned beef, sir. hands over bag