Introducing myself.

[Least_Original_User_Name_Ever]

@Dottygumdrop

Hey LOUNE! If you count this one, the one in the old MMP, the three in bbs2K’s lab and the million in the Pit, that’s a LOT of spiders!!!

That’s what I’m screamin’. Where does he get these things anyways?

[What_Exit]

You people are very silly*.
Welcome to the Dope, Cap’n Obvious. Enjoy the stay.

Jim

• That is of course what I like about you, so carry on.

[scareyfaerie]

@Least Original User Name Ever

That’s what I’m screamin’. Where does he get these things anyways?

Doesn’t he find them all behind the clock or under loo seat or something?

[Cap_n_Obvious]

@bigbabysweets2000

Here, have a large tropical spider.

::hands Cap’n Obvious a large tropical spider::

shudders

You can keep it. In fact, keep it far, far from me.

Nothing scarier than spiders. Nothing.

[Scuba_Ben]

@Cap'n Obvious

Unceremoniously? I must protest! If I’m to be chucked out of here, it should be with a full regalia of court jesters, acrobats, and musicians.

None of this silly seat of the pants and scruff of the neck thing either! I know there’s a catapult around here somewhere, use that.

I think we need to get Seige for both the catapault and the musician (bagpipes).

Welcome Cap’n Obvious!