You may hate her personality, her music, or the attention she gets (I know I do) but she’s still more attractive than the average chick her age. But she has been tainted by the fact we know way too much about her, and aside from her looks, she’s not pretty at all. If I saw her for the first time right now, without any knowledge of her trailer-trash lifestyle, I would think “Hey, she’s pretty good-looking. Not top of the line, but still pretty cute.” And as a heterosexual male, I can tell you there’s nothing scary at all about her pussy. The only time I can see her labia “hanging down” are in that shot from behind. But with the angle of the picture and the fact that she’s bending over, any of you ladies hating on Britney would have the same “gross” labia showing she’s got. I’ve seen meat curtains, and those are no meat curtains.
As a guy who has seen his fair share of real life vaginas I can tell you that hers looks as normal as any I’ve ever seen. Vaginas in and of themselves are not attractive at all anyway.
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I work with about 50 women who are more beautiful than Britney Spears, by a mile. And their pussies ain’t skeery like that. I simply can’t agree that Brit is in the top percentage of gorgeous women, it just doesn’t fit with the world I live in.
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You work with 50 beautiful women, and have detailed knowldedge of what their hoo-ha’s look like? Don’t feel you have to explain. Just tell me where to send my resume.
I know what lies beneath is an interesting topic and all, but let’s please be careful when posting these links. Remember to follow the “two-click” rule as outlined in the Registration Agreement:
[QUOTE=Diddledog]
Well, now you have. Consider your horizons broadened.
I say we just stone her for being a skank rather than for having a body part that you consider freakish.
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Stone her? Why? I love that girl! Walking through gas station restrooms barefoot, marrying gold-digging baby daddies, dropping her baby while on the red carpet, speeding down the highway with the kid and a Starbucks coffee on her lap-- that girl is Celebrity Snark gold!
Plus, I really like Toxic.
I wouldn’t have thunk it either until I saw it with my very own eyes. It does look reversible, seeing as how the pics with the normal looking cooter were taken after the pics of the hangy ones.
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I know what lies beneath is an interesting topic and all, but let’s please be careful when posting these links. Remember to follow the “two-click” rule as outlined in the Registration Agreement:
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In fairness, the link was to a bowdlerized, pixellated version of the actual pics, and therefore doesn’t violate the rule.
[QUOTE=Indygrrl]
I work with about 50 women who are more beautiful than Britney Spears, by a mile. And their pussies ain’t skeery like that.
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And you know that how? :dubious:
Seriously. Why are some people so *invested *in Brit’s nethers being “abnormal” or “gross”? They’re just… nethers. No two look alike, after all. Like snowflakes! 
The pictures are gross because they’re so inappropriate and tacky. Not because there’s anything inherently wrong with her genitals.
In that car photo, Britney makes Paris Hilton look downright ladylike. No wonder Paris likes hanging out with her. So to speak.
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The only time I can see her labia “hanging down” are in that shot from behind.
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I have seen a vagina or three and that shot looks perfectly normal to me. All we see are her labia majora, as you would expect to see from that angle. Her labia minora are nowhere to be seen. (Now if those were visible and hanging down at that viewing angle, you might have a better case for unsightliness.)
This anatomical perspective is brought to you by the letter P.
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In fairness, the link was to a bowdlerized, pixellated version of the actual pics, and therefore doesn’t violate the rule.
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Not the links I disabled for posts #18 and #22. Go on, check it out.
You know you want to. (Extremely not safe for work.)
[QUOTE=brianjedi]
OK, there is no way there are 50 strippers TOTAL in Indianapolis who are better-looking than Britney Spears, much less at one club.
At least not in normal lighting. Under blacklights and a strobe light, possibly.
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Well, my club doesn’t hire girls unless they are in shape and attractive. There might not be 50 that are top notch, but there are a lot more than you’d think. And there are definitely more than 50 in Indianapolis. You’re acting like Britney is the be-all, end-all of women. IMO, she’s common trailer trash. We can definitely best that.
Og help me. I am defending Britney Spears.
[QUOTE=DianaG]
And you know that how? :dubious:
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Because I’ve seen them naked.
[QUOTE=DianaG]
And you know that how? :dubious:
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Read the thread, and you’ll know how.
I see that now, I’d missed the stripper thing originally.
[QUOTE=Indygrrl]
Well, my club doesn’t hire girls unless they are in shape and attractive. There might not be 50 that are top notch, but there are a lot more than you’d think. And there are definitely more than 50 in Indianapolis. You’re acting like Britney is the be-all, end-all of women. IMO, she’s common trailer trash. We can definitely best that.
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I don’t know about you, but I find it comforting to know that skank, trash & the willingness to flash cooter seem to rank above class, breeding and a little mystery.
No wonder I can’t get a date. Heh.
VCNJ~
[QUOTE=Veuve_ClicquotNJ]
I don’t know about you, but I find it comforting to know that skank, trash & the willingness to flash cooter seem to rank above class, breeding and a little mystery.
No wonder I can’t get a date. Heh.
VCNJ~
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I’m not sure what you are trying to say with that. I know quite a few strippers who are classy and mysterious. You can be willing to strip and still maintain those things.
And I think the criticisms of Britney are all about her lack of class. Again, I am not sure what you are getting at.
There was a similar picture of Paris Hilton emerging from a car with her vertical smile showing that was big a year or two back, and I recall hers being much nicer.
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I’m not sure what you are trying to say with that. I know quite a few strippers who are classy and mysterious. You can be willing to strip and still maintain those things.
And I think the criticisms of Britney are all about her lack of class. Again, I am not sure what you are getting at.
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Nothing at all against strippers. Hell, if I had known then what I knew now, I would have done the same thing. Good way (IMHO) to make a good living quickly if you can keep your nose clean. Everything against the fact that classless snotbags like Britney (and the women who emulate her) seem to be en vogue.
VCNJ~
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I’m not sure what you are trying to say with that. I know quite a few strippers who are classy and mysterious. You can be willing to strip and still maintain those things.
And I think the criticisms of Britney are all about her lack of class. Again, I am not sure what you are getting at.
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To further clarify, I was agreeing with what you said about Britney & the lack of class.
VCNJ~