There’s one photo where Hilton is pushing Spears’ leg down to hide the view. I think it’s a pretty good rule of thumb that when Paris Hilton thinks you’re showing too much, you’ve probably crossed the line.
Amen to that! I’ve been to strip clubs in Indy* and I’d wager there aren’t even that many. Not that Britney is that fabulous, but she has very nice features, a nice figure, and a perfectly normal looking pussy. She is in the top 90% of women her age and if you don’t think so start observing and picking apart the features of the women you know who may be better looking. Because affection can blind one to the “flaws” of one’s friends, you’ll find that very few can hold up to the same level of scrutiny as we give Ms Spears.
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- I seem to remember a thread I started many years ago about my experiences as a designated driver in one strip club and how sobriety and way too much time on my hands allowed me to see that the women being fawned over might not get a second glance in daylight. I’d look it up but I’m too lazy.
I agree with that, though I’m surprised if anybody expects better of her.
I am NOT defending Britney Spears!
I am defending pussy!
Re: dangly bits
My best friend is now in her late thirties and has just recently found body-image peace concerning her labia. Having recently become single again, she went through quite a crisis over the thought of dating and establishing a sexual relationship with someone new. “Oh, no! When he sees my freakishly dangly labia he’ll be horrified!”
This has been a major inhibition that has bothered her ever since adolescence, not just with sex partners but also amongst other women in locker rooms etc.
A few months ago she found a website that encouraged positve body image for women. Website coordinators and visitors contributed nude pictures in the interest of promoting acceptance of realistic average women and the wide variety of body types. All images were presented as a celebration of the various packages in which beauty can be found.
The point was to provide for women whose body image has been negatively affected by “perfect body” images presented as the standard, a bit of a wake-up call saying, “No, you’re not a freak! Most women don’t look like that, most women look like this! Chances are that you look like the kind of woman your sex partner is used to seeing naked (in real life, despite what may be seen in porn)!”
The was a whole page of breasts: women with one breast bigger than the other, nipples that point down, extra large areola, long nipples, etc.
And much to my friend’s relief, there was a whole page of vaginas no two of which looked the same.
If I can found out what the website was, I’ll direct y’all to it.
I totally agree with Indygrrl that as a public figure Britney Spears opens herself up (no, we don’t need that joke again) to scrutiny and criticism.
However, leveling such harsh criticism upon Britney Spears’ body does a disservice to millions of women whose body image is already negatively affected by media images of what a woman’s body should look like. “If Britney Spears, looking like she does, is fat and hideous then, Christ, I’ve got to lose even more weight than I thought!!!”
Personally, I happen to like large dangling labia. As there seems to be porn for just about every fetish, I don’t know why it’s so hard for me to find dangling labia porn.
I happen to like the the sensation, while performing oral sex on a woman, of having flaps of labia suctioned onto either cheek. Gimme labia that’ll tickle my earlobes, and I’d be in heaven!
P.S. Diddledog, nice to see a newbie with such great contributions! Please stick around! I’d like to see you posting here for a long time to come!!!
I think Britney is a very pretty young woman who’s a great dancer and a barely passable singer. Mixed in with a great deal of luck, that combination has made her very wealthy. (I read that she’s worth $180m.) How much longer an aging pop star of moderate talent can milk a career remains to be seen. But I would theorize that if she’s so desperate for publicity that she’s offering up crotch shots, the end is definitely near.
lol this is the funnies thread I’ve read all day:)
Then you haven’t seen enough pussies to even know what your looking at in those pics.
What you’re referring to is the crease between her left thigh and her pelvis. A crease that would not be apparent if she were standing straight or laying down with her legs outstretched, but a crease that while seated would be apparent on any but the absolute skinniest of people.
The crease is made even more apparent because[ul]
[li]as seated her left knee is higher than her pelvis[/li][li]turning to get out of the car, she is leading with her legs: her left leg has made the turn before her pelvis has rotated[/li][li]Opal pussy[/li][/ul]
Yes, the top of her inner thigh does look like it may be in contact with her vulva but that is because her leg is turned to cross her pelvis. I can touch my finger to my nose that doesn’t prove I have a freakishly large nose!!!
Yeah, I just have to jump in here and say that it’s the epitome of a normal, nonthreatening, perfectly average pussy.
Oh Lord yes. Sorry, my bad. Good job I’m not at work.
You do have a good point here. I really don’t think about it that way when I’m commenting on someone like Britney, but I see where it could be interpreted that way. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m hung up on perfection, and that’s an uncool way to look at anyone, even Britney.
Band name!
Heh, I love the Seinfeld puffy shirt she’s wearing in the photos. And she gives a hilarious thumbs-up sign in the other photos in the series.
This is so wrong on so many levels (not your post, Howie - Britney’s behaviour.) She’s less classy than Paris Hilton? Yikes. Girl, get some panties on. I think we’re seeing exactly why she and K-Fed were together. Doesn’t it make you feel great to know that those two reproduced not once but twice?
(Does anyone else wonder if these panty-less wonders in the micro skirts leave a trail behind them everywhere they sit?)
Bingo.
Her crotch is a normal crotch. Seated as she is, with legs drawn up and torso turned to the side, the view you see is smack dab in the middle of the bell curve. Nothing notable or extraordinary.
That don’t mean its owner ain’t skanky, though. I mean, come on, would any of you ladies out there not know you were shootin’ a beave while the flashbulbs were popping?
Damn it. There are lots of other female celebs I’d rather see flash. Why did it have to be her?
Dare we hope that she sets a trend?
Oh, God. I just had a terrfying thought: Oprah!
*Oprah’s Minge: She hasn’t done anything with me in ages. I don’t even think she knows I exist anymore. *
I agree that it’s a perfectly normal vadge.
Those of you who think it’s “hangy” or beat up, worn out, drop-kicked, bitch-slapped, etc. - I don’t think you realize what you’re looking at. The only part of a girl’s nether-region that could accurately be described as hangy in any circumstance is the labia minora and Britney’s labia minora cannot be seen in most of these pictures (probably in the one from behind but all of these sites are going so slow that I’m not going to look again to make sure.)
Anyone who says her puss looks particularly gross is A) hating or B) has seen very few pussies and the lower parts of even fewer.
Indygrrl: All vaginas look good when the owner has their legs closed - you’re only seeing the labia majora (cutest part in most people’s opinion.)
I know what I’m looking at. I am talking about her majora. You cannot see her minora, she’d have to assume the gyno position for that to be seen. I wouldn’t be suprised if that’s next up. Here’s hoping!
I found a similar website, but it’s not the website I was thinking of when I wrote the above post.
The website I was thinking of was more, I guess, “clinical”. This new website I found is definitely more sensual and glossy. Still, the primary attitude of the website is much less “jerk off to these hot pussy pics” but rather a “claim and celebrate your woanhood” kind of a thing.
So, if you have strong feelings against viewing pornography you might not want to follow the link. However, there’s definitely a sort of scholastic feminism about the site, so if you’re not looking for porn but are intellectually interested in the celebration of female sexuality you may find the site of interest.
Also, if you have a completely non-intellectual throbbing pornographic interest in bulging pussies you also may enjoy the site.
Direct links withheld out of respect for board rules (it won’t kill you to copy and paste).
http://www.sexylabia DOT COM /table_of_contents.htm
Here’s a pic of labia that the website considers to be the pussy-lips equivalent of Angelina Jolie’s mouth-lips:
http://www.sexylabia DOT COM /pic26_angelina-jolie-lips.htm
Explain how her majora can/does look gross/stretched out, etc. Use examples. This isn’t registering with me.
Also, the overwhelming opinion amongst my co-workers, family and on-line friends and acquaintances is that it’s a regular pussie photographed at a bad angle. Against such staggering odds, I can only admit that I am— not in the majority.
Or possibly wrong. Possibly.