Heck, I’m now going to be disappointed if this isn’t a decade long set up and put on.
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Oh wow! So sorry! Not being a tease! When I posted that ‘10 years later’ reply, I had no idea anyone would see it let alone respond! Kk, I am on my phone just getting off work, I will DEFINITELY post when I get to my laptop! And yes the guy is still in my life…but I wont yet disclose as to what extent, or what part he plays! Stand by for that!
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And I will say this much, I am appalled at the spelling (and grammatical) errors I made ten years ago! For someone who makes a solid effort to always spell correctly, I can’t even believe those are my posts! But besides that, revisiting this thread is such a looking glass experience, and it is so cool!
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Is it? Wow! Damn let me get home, and update this! (Currently at a friends house, and the length of time I’d be staring at my phone, to post…would be way too rude a move!)
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What does it stand for?
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YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS! My friend said it wouldn’t be rude, so I just spent the past, who knows how long, in touchscreen hell…struggling through calibrational nonsense, keyboard size, screen scrolling and auto text-words bopping in to the damn sentence; just to hit ‘submit reply’ and lose it all! Haha! Will reply from safety of a normal keyboard shortly! I promise!
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An hour! Well, very close to one hour it took me to post and then I lost it!
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Instead of typing all the above, you could have typed the actual update.
Something is very fishy about this update (and maybe the original OP, as a result)
And she’s online (probably) reading all of this too. Ehh. Strikes me as an attention whore who evidently never grew out of it.
Oh, wow. This turned ugly fast.
I shouldn’t have used such language. I didn’t mean it to sound so extreme. :eek:
My only point was that she seem to revel in the attention she gets.
10 years is not fast. This is The Last Judgment of troll threads.
What if she was rushing home to type the update and got into a horrible accident?
That’ll be her story in 2022.
Words cannot convey how stunned I would be.
It may very well be the most epic trolling of all time.
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Perhaps she has discovered a truly marvelous update of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
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I’m just thinking, if I were pati12812 (were there really 12,811 registered users named pati before she joined in 2001?) and I had a real update to post, after the board’s reactions I’d seriously consider stringing it out for a few more years. 
Let’s not throw the baby out with the bath water!!
My guess:
He was gay, but Marcus Bachmann fixed him. He had a brief relapse when he learned Ricky Martin is going to star in Evita on Broadway (which is really enough gay to turn anybody momentarily) but swears he’s better now, even though Marcus wants him to come back just for a look-see.
OR
He wasn’t gay, but wasn’t sexually interested in anybody until the “it works like locks and keys” scene from Marie Antoinette made it click for him.
OR
It turned out it was a Fight Club thing and he was an extension of herself. Or worse- Vincent D’Onofrio.
:dubious: Hahahh I know, a friend of mine told me to charge money…to reveal.
BUT, alas…Everyone calm down with the suspicious undertones!! I am not playing a game, nor am I thriving on the attention. I am home, pecking away on keyboard as we read.
Are you implying that the OP (“the baby”) was legit, but the update (“the bathwater”) is not?
both ‘yes’ and ‘no’ are really easy to type. you could have easily answered several posts ago but you’ve chose to keep leading us on. You are playing a game. You are leading us on, and this has to be the longest troll in the boars history.
Or, she could just be suffering from performance anxiety.
Ok…So picking up after December 2001.
Things got worse! I had major things happen in months following. My roommate/best friend went ballistic on me, and moved out. No notice, no warning, just moved back with her ex. So I am left stuck with rent on a huge apartment. The ‘guy’ , Joe…was also in the middle of living arrangement changes at the time. Tried asking him to be ‘separate room dwelling’ roommates, no way. But at the least, I figured that since the crass roommate wasn’t living there, he would start coming over more…nah. I got more and more bitter, but the final straw came in April 2002. I found out rather suddenly that my mother passed away. that very first night I begged Joe to stay over so I wouldn’t have to be alone…NO, again!! Even though there were a valid set of circumstances, it was morally wrong, he said, for him to sleep over. That was the deal breaker. It was like a on off switch. So, shortly after moms funeral, thru a tearful mess of begging, pleading and promising to change, I told Joe that I was done. Once he realized I was serious, some of his behavior was downright degrading, like I would politely tell him, I was closing the door, and it was time to go, and he’d tell me he’d leave when he was ready. 3 hours later, I open my front door, and there he’d be…So, needless to say…AT THAT POINT, the answer is NO, we never did have sex. But there is more, so…those interested in finding out the rest read on…
Nah, I should’ve said, “lets not throw in the towel, and forfeit the entire game, just because of a rain delay”
The coincidental nature of the thread title and last poster, is my boyfriend gay or repressed?, Enola Gay tells me all that I need to know. Was gay but he no longer gay.
Do I win anything?