There was this guy at the theater I went to last week who was tootin’ on an ol Squeezebox in the theater while I was watching the long-awaited GODZILLA 2000 with my pretty new boyfriend and we were trying to concentrate and could not do so with the polka music playng incessantly, so my pretty boyfriend withdrew the icepick he keeps in his high boots and expertly tossed it, it spun round and round and found its mark, tearing through the bellows of the squeezebox and plunging into the heart of the offender.
A guy who thinks lesbians are disgusting would have a problem because he would have to put up with a number of friends of mine who are lesbians. I would feel torn and caught in the middle between my friend and lover an I don’t need that, ya see?
P.S. The only reason I say lesbians are gross is because everyone I’ve encountered has been a complete asshole, so I despise hollywood for trying to make people believe they’re ALL really cool and hip.
It’s just chance or bad luck that you’ve only met bitchy lesbians.
Everyone I’ve ever met named Lisa has been a complete bitch, but I am sure that there are hundreds of nice Lisa’s out there.
I also enjoy the ol’ squeezebox. Just not while i’m watching Kaiju movies.
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That’s exactly what I was thinking when I read the last few posts.
Farris,
When making baseless, disparaging comments about a sizable group of people, you should ensure that you are properly steeled and bent over for that ass kicking that’s about to come your way. Pucker up, buttercup. I’m sure it won’t be long now.
So I’ll try not to give any advice that someone else might have given.
I’ve had times in my life when sex wasn’t fun. “Have to” sex is a sure fire killer for me. Now sex is very fun, well at least the last time I had any it was.
I did notice someone suggested therapy? I went through sex therapy. Sex therapy is really, really fun. I’d do it again just for the hell of it!
Yes, ** Zyada **, I am looking into therapy because i know there’s an underlying cause but still-
You went through sex therapy? That actually does sound like fun, but how does it differ from regular therapy?
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Oh and ** Evilbeth **-
I am sorry I ignored your questions, I was trying to respond to as much as I could but…
To answer your question-
No, I’ve never had any interest in any of those options you mentioned- cybersex, phone sex, pornos- less interest than real sex, even. It’s a little different, though.
Real sex does not make me all that nervous, but not knowing the person does…
Tymp: A) It was a joke B) I was only expressing an opinion, facetious as it was.
Turp: I don’t play IN the theater… I play for crowds waiting to get INTO the theater and take requests… Usually, they actually get into, but there’s always one drunk guy that makes an ass out of himself by telling me to “get the fuck out of here”… The crowd usually loves it when I ask him his name and play Happy Birthday for him.
Of course, if I don’t know the requests, I just tell them I do and play Hava Nagila.
Tymp - I had an SO at the time, so therapy consisted of discussion and homework. It was the homework that was the fun part.
Turp - My therapist specializes in relationship and sexuality. Basically he has a lot of good information on the causes of sexual problems (& relationship problems) so we discussed the issues causing the problem and (like I said above) had homework designed to address our problems and teach us how to have better sex! It only took like 2 or 3 months to go through this part of the therapy.
Turp, you’re not weird and I seriously doubt you have a mental illness unless I have the same one. And since I’m very certain I’m perfectly sane, I think you are too. I don’t enjoy sex that much, either. Frankly, I’d rather read a book, play EverQuest, Roleplay on IRC or play a good video game than have sex. It’s just, like you said…boring. It’s not bad for me. I have orgasmed from it. But there are still about fifty million things I could think of that I’d like to do more. So no, you’re not alone.
