Isn't Miley Cyrus like, 37 years old?

Miley? That’s probably a combination of cigarettes and bad singing technique.

…or all three…

Who the hell is Miley Cyrus?

Better known as Hannah Montana, daughter of Billy “Achey-Breakey Heart” Ray Cyrus.

You really don’t want to know. She will give you an acky breaky heart.

It’s too late! It’s already begun.

ETA - just in case you can’t place him: Shake It.

The original Miley is indeed 37. She had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She took a young unknown actress to her cabin and she told her secret. 'I am not Miley Cyrus, she said. ‘My name is Ryan; I inherited the microphone from the previous Miley Cyrus, just as you will inherit it from me. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Miley Cyrus either. Her name was Cummerbund. The real Miley has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.’

Besides I just don’t think Sparky would understand.


its tiny what?


She’s making the same mistakes as so many people on the “it” list. She’s everywhere. Her agent has allowed such a media saturation that a backlash is inevitable. In the space of a few months, she’s hosted or appeared at the emmys, the grammys, the oscars, the razzies, the Nickies…it’s just too much. The public will soon turn on her so rabidly that Anne Boelyn’s fall from grace will pale in comparison.

That and her dad’s special sessions with her to lose her gag reflex.

And best not known at all.

Actually, the last time I saw a picture of her–last week sometime–my first thought was “What is she, 12?”

She looks very young.

Okay, that was a little over the top there, lissener. Seriously.

eeesh, um yeah.

I would lay some coin on odds that an updated autobio comes out in a couple of years featuring the real story behind MC/HM, the drugs, the sex, the ritual sacrifices…

I agree totally. And she’s a role model!

Except when she goes on the red carpet, when she dresses too old and frumpy for 16.

Oh, please. I am not opining that she’s a role model for anybody. I am saying that your oh-so-subtle suggestion of father-daughter incest is disgusting. However, you clearly delight in iconoclasty even when there’s no icon to, err, clast.

gigi, I’m not sure how old she is (15?) but I agree that she’s dressed too old in the pictures you linked. Look at the curvature of her cheeks; she still has some growing too do.