Isn't Miley Cyrus like, 37 years old?

[Gyrate]

@An_Arky

She is starting to get that cokehead rasp, I’ve noticed.

Miley? That’s probably a combination of cigarettes and bad singing technique.

[An_Arky]

…or all three…

[Sparky812]

Who the hell is Miley Cyrus?

[Q.E.D]

@Sparky812

Who the hell is Miley Cyrus?

Better known as Hannah Montana, daughter of Billy “Achey-Breakey Heart” Ray Cyrus.

[Duckster]

@Sparky812

Who the hell is Miley Cyrus?

You really don’t want to know. She will give you an acky breaky heart.

[ShelliBean]

@mobo85

She just released a 200-something page autobiography. (Yes, I’ve read it for some reason, and yes, I know it was ghostwritten.) In her three years of fame, she has had enough experiences to fill a 200-something page autobiography. Of course, most of those experiences have to do with being an actress and stuff about her family, but I can think of very few actresses- young or old- who have packed so much fame and accomplishments into three years as Miley Cyrus has. Obviously, she is an alien (MILEY standing for Measuring Intelligence and Love of Earthling Youth) who was sent to the future to bring a message to the children of today. And what is that message? I think it is “give up your dreams of fame and stardom, because you will never achieve what I have.” (Of course, she says the exact opposite thing in the book, but she’s just waiting to drop her true wisdom on the kids of the world when they’re ready for it…much later, when both she and Billy Ray, alias Cyrus One, have gone back into obscurity, and Cyrus Three- or possibly Cyrus Four or Five- make their way into Earth’s hearts.)

It’s too late! It’s already begun.

ETA - just in case you can’t place him: Shake It.

[GargoyleWB]

The original Miley is indeed 37. She had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She took a young unknown actress to her cabin and she told her secret. 'I am not Miley Cyrus, she said. ‘My name is Ryan; I inherited the microphone from the previous Miley Cyrus, just as you will inherit it from me. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Miley Cyrus either. Her name was Cummerbund. The real Miley has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.’

[DudleyGarrett]

@Duckster

You really don’t want to know. She will give you an acky breaky heart.

Besides I just don’t think Sparky would understand.

[wolf11469]

@GargoyleWB

The original Miley is indeed 37. She had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She took a young unknown actress to her cabin and she told her secret. 'I am not Miley Cyrus, she said. ‘My name is Ryan; I inherited the microphone from the previous Miley Cyrus, just as you will inherit it from me. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Miley Cyrus either. Her name was Cummerbund. The real Miley has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.’

inconceivable

[Rack-a-Bones]

@Dangerosa

All men say that…its never true though. You don’t know how disappointing it is when you are expecting an above average desperation and then discover its tiny…

its tiny what?

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

@GargoyleWB

The original Miley is indeed 37. She had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She took a young unknown actress to her cabin and she told her secret. 'I am not Miley Cyrus, she said. ‘My name is Ryan; I inherited the microphone from the previous Miley Cyrus, just as you will inherit it from me. The woman I inherited it from is not the real Miley Cyrus either. Her name was Cummerbund. The real Miley has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia.’

snort

[PunditLisa]

She’s making the same mistakes as so many people on the “it” list. She’s everywhere. Her agent has allowed such a media saturation that a backlash is inevitable. In the space of a few months, she’s hosted or appeared at the emmys, the grammys, the oscars, the razzies, the Nickies…it’s just too much. The public will soon turn on her so rabidly that Anne Boelyn’s fall from grace will pale in comparison.

[lissener]

@Gyrate

Miley? That’s probably a combination of cigarettes and bad singing technique.

That and her dad’s special sessions with her to lose her gag reflex.

[VinylTurnip]

@Q.E.D

Better known as Hannah Montana, daughter of Billy “Achey-Breakey Heart” Ray Cyrus.

And best not known at all.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

Actually, the last time I saw a picture of her–last week sometime–my first thought was “What is she, 12?”

She looks very young.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@lissener

That and her dad’s special sessions with her to lose her gag reflex.

Okay, that was a little over the top there, lissener. Seriously.

[An_Arky]

eeesh, um yeah.

I would lay some coin on odds that an updated autobio comes out in a couple of years featuring the real story behind MC/HM, the drugs, the sex, the ritual sacrifices…

[lissener]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Okay, that was a little over the top there, lissener. Seriously.

I agree totally. And she’s a role model!

[gigi]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Actually, the last time I saw a picture of her–last week sometime–my first thought was “What is she, 12?”

She looks very young.

Except when she goes on the red carpet, when she dresses too old and frumpy for 16.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/02/miley-cyrus-grammys-2009.jpg
http://www.catwalkqueen.tv/Oscars%202009%20Miley%20Cyrus.jpg

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@lissener

I agree totally. And she’s a role model!

Oh, please. I am not opining that she’s a role model for anybody. I am saying that your oh-so-subtle suggestion of father-daughter incest is disgusting. However, you clearly delight in iconoclasty even when there’s no icon to, err, clast.

gigi, I’m not sure how old she is (15?) but I agree that she’s dressed too old in the pictures you linked. Look at the curvature of her cheeks; she still has some growing too do.