Isn't Miley Cyrus like, 37 years old?

She has been on TV longer than Billy Ray Cyrus has been alive.

That’s what SHE said!

I’d hit it.

Wait, she is 37, right?

I’d hit it.

looks around

Who said that?

If there’s grass on he field, play ball…

Me to.

With a stick.

Did anybody see the recent Kathy Griffin concert when she says of the photos released of Miley and Billy Ray “There’s something sick in that relationship… he’s totally fucked her!” Even her “we’re here to hear celebrity dirt” audience did a “whooooa” doubletake with an “I think she may have gone a bit too far” aftertaste.

Go to Fark. They’re looking for another infinite-repeat bot.

Thanks for reminding me why I have to click twice to read your posts, and why I shouldn’t ever do so.

Again, this is why I find Skald’s unwonted delicacy to be pretty fucking funny.

She is the new Dread Starlet Roberts.

I thought that was Julia’s niece.

But there probably isn’t. Young girls all shave nowadays.

Raise your hand if ewww?

“Ewwww” cause young girls shave, or “ewwww” cause I know they do?

Between what I’ve personally seen (which is only girls in their twenties,) and from conversations I’ve had with lots of other girls, most shave, and started in their teens. I assume they start shaving them as soon as they start getting them.

I honestly never heard of her until The Soup started making fun of her within the last year or so, and I’ve never seen her outside of that context except on magazine covers in line at the grocery store, and when my wife leaves the browser open to perezhilton.com.

Nope, never heard of her or her Dad. Do they sing?

~jealousy~

:mad:

Yeah right. If you were actually curious as to who they are, you could’ve googled it in seconds flat. :rolleyes:

Or maybe you’re genuinely that insulated from pop culture. Nothing wrong with that. :slight_smile:

Of course, her dad is not to be confused with Willy Ray Cyprus, who was famous for singing his biggest hit, “Achey Hollow Head.”

I’m just sayin’…

Actually, I don’t have a beef with Mylie. She’s got a bigger career than her father ever did, but he seems willing to take the back seat and let her have the spotlight. That’s not terribly uncool.

Plus, she’s cute as shit.