It's Moanday So It's Time For A New MMP

{{Sparkly}} 'cos you sound like you could use one.

My Dad collects sea shells, or used to. It’s fairly common, but there’s a bit of a shady side, with people collecting endangered species alive, 'cos the shells are likely to be in much better condition killing the critter living in them, then passing them off as ‘picked up on the beach’… As well as straight up smuggling to get round CITES.

Less blurfy today, though still no idea what’s triggering my skin to fall off.

Gets very tiresome having to explain to everyone that no, I didn’t have an accident, I just scratched all my skin off in my sleep. Then of course, everyone has to explain to me how bad it looks (because clearly I’d have no idea otherwise) and suggest a ‘cure’ that they read about somewhere. Sure, medical science hasn’t come up with anything better than a temporary palliative, but if I just gave up dairy/gluten/chocolate/breathing for a few months and bathed in pure organic Himalayan octarine salt (blessed by a llama, only £45 for 500g!) while chanting sutras backwards, I’d be cured in only the same length of time it’d take for the flare up to end normally![/rant]

I’m closer, & the rain has moved out, & it’s sunny & in the 60°s. I could make full benefit of the car today. I also didn’t need to fill up my tank yesterday, something which I did on Fri, Sat, & Sun; part of 1000 miles in two weeks.
{{{Sparkles}}}

Watch out for those llamas, they spit.

**Nut **- you know the answer is simple - duct tape a fluffy bunny to each hand so you won’t be scratching - you’ll be caressing your skin with bunny fur. You’re welcome! :smiley:

Day is winding down. The server has been a first-class bitch today - I’ve spent a lot of time twiddling my thumbs waiting for things to happen. But I got a big pile of crap off my desk, so I count it as a win. I’ve got some little things I can piddle with till quit time. Soooo ready for today to be over.

No amount of stretching or yoga will turn me into a ferret.

Just as well, then we’d have three critters racing around the house.

{{{Nuts}}}

All you need to do is wrap three copper coins in a silk cloth tied with three strands of your own hair. Bury them with a hen’s egg under a willow tree during a new moon.
I’m sure that will work as well!

You must be sure the egg is brown and has never been refrigerated.

I posted a rant about people giving me quack cures for my migraines that somehow ended with me agreeing to go see a hypnotist, which I did not do and have no intention of doing. :smack: I hate it. Really, really hate quack cures.

Nut, what about socks on the hands whilst sleeping? More cooperative than Mooom’s rabbits I would think. I suppose the socks might still hurt when you tried to scratch. I was thinking they’d stop further damage at least. And blow into them while reciting your favorite nursery rhyme three times. :wink:

Sari I now have a cute picture of you as a ferret in my head. Maybe we should all be ferrets. It seems practical.

I just took a 2 hour nap and could easily be persuaded to do it again. Go team nap!

{{{Sparkles}}}

I don’t want to be a ferret, thanks. I have enough trouble climbing into the truck as it is! :stuck_out_tongue:

Almost time to go home. YAY!!

Oh come on, I’m tired of these Old Wive’s Tales.
It doesn’t matter what color it is, as long as it hasn’t been refrigerated.

Not if you have bunnies taped to your hands it doesn’t! :eek:

Oh, the horror!

Handy snacks?

Home! I stopped and got california rolls and a small pack of cupcakes. Do I know how to party or what???

:smiley:

The furnace repair guys caught up with us - $269 for the control board and relay replacement. Dammit. And now there’s another issue. Still it’s got to be cheaper than replacing the whole unit.

And the truck seemed fine on the ride home, so I shouldn’t have to take the Porsche. Whew! I miss my Sonata!

Old Man Schnauzer’s anesthetic wore off about 2:30 this morning. He spent the rest of the night trying to lick himself. I spent the rest of the night holding his head to stop him from licking himself. Somewhere around 7:00 I fell asleep. :eek:
He’s back at the vet’s getting sewn back together. :frowning:
Damn stubborn dog. Scared the Hell out of me. :eek:
This time he’s getting the ‘cone of shame’.

In happier news:
Happy Birthday, Mooom!!

I’ll just be over here in the corner.

Sushi was good. Cupcakes were good. **FCD **is enjoying his class. Taz is driving me crazy. Higgs is driving me crazy.

Good times at FairyChatEstates…

You got of light. It could have been much worse.

OK, somebody 'splain this to me. I’ve gone to 3 different sites for driving directions to see how long it should take **FCD **to drive home. Ive gotten times from just under 14 hours to something over 15 hours. Our GPS says just a bit over 13 hours.

Really?? They’re all the same route, none are the route he took to get there, since he stopped at his aunt’s enroute. Anyone know which site, if any, is the most accurate?

Daughter just called - she just realized that she’s in her third trimester. C’mon baby!! About 12 weeks to go. We’re thinking they’ll move here in mid-May.

Exciting times while home alone. rah.

Happy birthday Moooooom!

{{{Pooka}}}

Yay OMS!

Well, the TV is DOA. I checked for software updates last night (there were none) and my friend couldn’t get it to do anything today. Oh well. I’m up to S1E13 of Criminal Minds. It’s interesting. I didn’t begin watching it until season 4 and even Ion doesn’t show anything before that.

Been a “First World Problems” kind of week. 2 hours of confrence calls yesterday, the win pushed a shopping cart into my car and made a hella dent in the door, and I got company on Thursday. Hockey at least isn’t sucking…yet.

So we gotta settle for watered down Aristocrat, like Flytrap serves at his place?:confused:

{{{Pooka}}}

Yay for OMS being better.

Nut, try the socks. if that doesn’t work, replace everything with TWIN BODY POWERED PROTHESIS WITH #5X DORRANCE STEEL HOOKS!!!:wink:

[QUOTE=dogbutler;20743333Hockey at least isn’t sucking…yet.
So we gotta settle for watered down Aristocrat, like Flytrap serves at his place?:confused:

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What the heck are you mumbling about, Dogbutt? Hockey always sucks. It’s guys getting their teeth knocked out on ice to send a puck into a net or basket or something.

Jesus H. Christ, get a grip!