Why do ya think he’s only got one eye open? 
Hey Antigen-looky here: MADS -- an outing that's a cut above [May 5th] - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board We’re talking about gardeny outings and such on the 5th of May.
Hey 'gen, email me when you’re up and about.
That looks pretty neat - I still don’t know what my work schedule is (I’m supposed to do alternate weekends) but once that’s settled, I’ll pop back in and let you guys know.
Thank you all for being so nice and welcoming. It makes the move a little easier, knowing there are people here I “know” who can give me advice on stuff.
Looks like I’m signing my lease today! Wheee! I’ll officially be a resident of Maryland!
You’re only an official Baltimoron if you made a panicked snow run to the grocery store last night and bought six gallons of milk, 48 rolls of toilet paper and a dozen loaves of bread. 
you forgot four dozen eggs.
At least then you can make lots of french toast when iced in by the wicked one inch of cover.
I suspect that she’ll never be an official Baltimoron, then. Have you ever seen what Montreal gets like in the winter?
I, for one, make sure I’m stocked up on everything if there’s even a whiff of snow, because I bloody hate running out of milk and running to the store for it during the panic of snow. I hate to be thought of as one of them.