Magistrate Joe Rehyansky has an incredibly evil and sick delusion: That lesbians can be cured by straight sex. And in pursuit of ‘fixing’ lesbians, he thinks they should enlist in the Army, where red-blooded straight soldiers can heroically set about that arduous task.
Really, now. What a startling revelation on early human sexuality.
I’m sure many men would have rather stayed in their cave, scratching where it itches, but no - gotta go out to the sex mines, and slave away for the good of the species. A dog’s life, I’m sure.
Words fail me.
No, wait - They don’t:
Joe, I humbly wish that you should eat a steaming pile of crap, and live to taste it.
Furthermore, when you eventually die after a long and exiting life of shit-eating, I do humbly appeal to the Universe that you should find yourself in hell, smoking a dog turd.
I think not being a cacti-phile is an abomination unto all that is decent.
Therefore Joe Rehyanskywe needs repeated corrective anal rape using this cactus soaked in lemon juice until he gets the message.
Oh, come on now, I’m sure it could happen. Just imagine it: two young hot lesbian privates are getting it on in the barracks when a strapping young GI stumbles in and catches them in the act. They let him watch for a few minutes and then give each other a smile as they realize that TODAY is the day they’re going to try out some cock for the first time. With a sexy glance they beckon him over to the bunk.
FWIW, this bozo is an ex-magistrate. He was fired last April for commenting on a female inmate’s cleavage and then giving her his card and telling her to call him. He claims he was just ‘advising’ her but the Chief Magistrate informed him that he would no longer be needing his services.
What makes this all the more surprising is that this gentleman is a citizen of the great progressive State of Tennessee, and a veteran of the US Army, a nexus of tolerance if ever there was one.
