What makes Mike Tyson cry during sex? The mace.
It took me a second, but I laughed.
A showjumper walks into a bar.
“Oh no! Four faults!”
“My best subject is music!” Tom chimed in.
“But I’m terrible at math,” he added.
The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.
Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Don’t look up here for the joke. You’re holding it.
(although that one really only works written on the wall, if ya know what i mean):eek:
What did Mexican girl say after lovemaking in park?
Gracias!