Ouch. Even for Finland, that’s cold.
Back on topic:
Sell all her belongings on CraigsList, Ingqvist.
Boil her bunny for stew, Hugh.
Start an “Ask the guy who’s think about leaving his lover” thread, Ed.
post it on facebook, muk-tuk.
Build yourself a spaceship, Chip.
Slow, very expensive, and likely to just get yourself killed doing it.
Oh, and take the Van Wick, Dick.
Say “It’s not you, it’s me,” Lee.
Have 5 kids and divorce her in a community property state, mate.
Hit on her sister, Mister.
Stalk him on the Straight Dope, Hope.
Follow his twitter, Matilder.
Face his book, Snooks.
Log her blog, Dawg.
Use a rope, Dope!
Wait til they confirm absolute zero, Nero
Travel to Utah; marry six more women. Because, although you don’t believe in divorce, you though it might a good idea to have some more wives, Clive.
Submerge yourself in a river of molasses and dog paddle away from her during the month named after the Roman god Janus, you anus.
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Wait for Ariel Sharon to get better, Heather
Use magazines to cut out each letter of your kiss off, Hoff
Embed your goodbye in 1000 piece jigsaw, McGraw