Eat poison ivy… For whatever reason I’m not affected by poison ivy.
forced to watch 24hrs of non-stop “bosom buddies”
or
sodomized by evil clowns
Bosom Buddies, no question
Kill your most beloved pet with your bare hands
OR
Never know love for the rest of your life
I’d have to go with the pet. Does a fish count? I loved Matilda!
I got this idea from another thread…
Having your tongue split in two?
OR
Having your penis (or clitoris) split in two?
Tongue, just barely.
Have a miscarriage (or, for male Dopers, your SO having a miscarriage)?
OR
Becoming pregnant with Michael Jackson’s child (for male Dopers, having to impregnate Rosanne Bar)?
.:Nichol:.
I think i’d reather have a miscarriage…i don’t want to see what the hell could come out if it was Michael Jakson’s…(wich btw probably impregnate by drugging the hell outa you)
Kiss Saddam’s ass for the next 5 hours
-or-
Kiss a rotting corps’ ass for the next 7 hours?
I’ll have to go with Saddam. Can I at least have a dental dam?
Be trapped in a horror movie
Or
Be trapped in a Jerry Lewis movie
horror movie. At least i know that 'd be dead by the end…
Walk in on your parents doin the 69
or
walk in on your grandparents 69