Let's play death is not an option

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m afraid to ask, but what is “felching”?

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I’m afraid I’d have to go with the felching. There’s always mouthwash. Burn scars last forever.

Fall down a stopped escalator and have your shins shredded like a cheese grater.

OR

Fall down consistently on an ice rink until you break your tailbone, then fall down ten more times.

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Added notes:

Sorry, verbenabeast, but I didn’t want to wait for Bippy’s answer.

Blaron, felching is sipping ejaculate from someone’s or something’s anal cavity.

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Escalator
Be stuck in an elevator for 12 hours while Whitney Houston’s “I will always love you” plays over and over.

OR

Be handcuffed to Carrottop for a week

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I’ll take the elevator.
Find your parents viewing porn you made on the internet

OR

Finding porn of your parents on the internet?

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phraser,

Are you deaf by any chance? Just wondering :wink:

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Find porn of parents.

Have your legs amputated or

Have you arms amputated?

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Sally Jesse Raphael.

Spend 20 years in jail for a crime you did not commit?
or

Spend the rest of your life on the run?

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(Holy Cow, superstar, I know you’re in Oz 'n all, but that’s some serious delay you’ve got there! - The Sally Jesse Raphael question was like 19 posts ago!!) :eek:

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musicguy: I don’t have great hearing (too many moons sitting in front of the trombones in orchestra… I’m a clarinettist and it’s an occupational hazard).

I don’t actually know who Carrottop is, so I figured wrt Whitney “better the devil you know” (yes, I know that’s Kylie not Whitney, but it makes the point :wink: )

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I’ll answer both above so we can get back on track

Amputated legs

Spend the rest of my life on the run. (how ironic is the difference between those 2)

Would you rather:
Be stoned to near death with pickles, revived and nursed back to health, then restoned again to near death with pickles, then nursed back to health and forced to eat all of the pickles non stop until they were gone?

or

Have a living group of cannibalistic china dolls that make horrid squeeking noises chew tiny chunks out of non fatal parts of your body, including genitals, for 5 years straight, but never causing death?

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Pickles.

Be completely castrated, not just testicles but penis also. If you are a woman, get the clitoris and ovaries removed. In other words, all sexual pleasure gone forever.

OR

Have a face resembling that of the Elephant Man?

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Gonna go with elephant-face… at least I can please my own damn self…
dipped in a vat of human spit

or

made to listen to vanilla ice records exlusively for the next year

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dipped in a vat of human spit:
I value what is left of my sanity.

Be Carrot Top’s sex slave for a year.

or

Become a quadriplegic.

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Be Carrot Top’s sex slave. At least that isn’t forever.

Be able to see nothing on the Internet but the SDMB

or

Be unable to see the SDMB

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I know this is blasphemy, but I’ll have to choose being without it for a year. There’s just too much out there.

Front row center at a Celine Dion concert

OR

Front row center at a Gallagher show

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Sorry, I must have hallucinated the “for a year” stipulation. But my decision stands.

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Front row center at a Gallager concert… hey, it’s one of those wierd things I’ve always wanted to do (missed my op when he just recently came to Salinas)

Have the voices of Sonny and Cher incessantly babble inside your brain…

Or

Have a sex change operation sans anesthesia.

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I’ll take Sonny and Cher
Be forced to have a permenant housemate/family member/child learning to play the violin in your home and practising badly for at least two years

OR

Be unable to play any instrument except the accordion?

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I’d prefer the bad violinist.
Have your underwear turn into sandpaper in the middle of an important business meeting

OR

Eat poison ivy?