In my real life as the IT security director at my company, I dread any conversation that begins, “I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but…”
In the movies, “This is the last job” rarely bodes well.
In my real life as the IT security director at my company, I dread any conversation that begins, “I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but…”
In the movies, “This is the last job” rarely bodes well.
Nothing ever happens here.
You have a package from Acme!
Candygram!
“My throat is a little sore, but I’m sure it’s nothing.”
“We need to talk.”
Hey y’all watch this!
&
“hold my beer”
Southern Darwinism at it’s finest…
(Ive got a lot of, um, interesting relatives)
from the irony, truth and foreshadowing department.
“I don’t get paid enough to put up with this crap”
Yeah, dude, you probably don’t. And nobody does for whats about happen next.
“Written by Ian Maxtone-Graham”
“Just to let you know, this isn’t my fault.”
“I did it just like you told me to, but then…”
[ cough ]
“we’re the best of friends, and nothing or no one will ever come between us!”
“Captain, we’re being hailed.”
“Your wife will understand. Come on, stay for one more drink.”
Trust me.
“Come on. One last time. You owe me.”
“Watch this!”
“Does this make me look fat?”
“It was there on the screen a minute ago.”
“That was just your imagination.”
“There’s no such thing as [fillintheblank]”
-Joe
An Alan Smithee Film.
There’s just one more thing, sir.
“This is the easy part.”
“I am a leaf on the wind.”
I never touched it
It was like that when I got here
did you turn off the stove (me mum’s favorite)
the rabbit died
But [ ] was destroyed!