No offense intended, but…
I don’t mean to be a pest/bother you/cause any problems, but…
“At least this day couldn’t possibly get worse.”
“Meet your new partner.”
“I can bring that evidence first thing in the morning.”
“Yes, I would be willing to testify.”
“We’ll be right there if anything happens.”
“Take Bauer with you.”
“Trust me”
“I’m not usually a complainer, but . . .”
•The only thing worse than someone screaming “Vampire!”? Someone screaming “VAMPIRE, VAMPIRE, VAMPIRE!”
(A wee bit obscure)
Pool.
“There’s 25 cops in this building. You’re completely safe.”
24…23…22,21…
“Room Service!!!”
“I hung up my guns for good. I just want to be left alone.”
“It’s a telegram from the Army!”
“But…but…we had a deal.”
“I’m not a racist but…”
“Permission to speak freely, sir.”
“Take this shuttlecraft and…”
“It’s a slam dunk, sir!”
“Mike Wallace is here to see you, ma’am.”
“I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”
“It’s gonna be a milk run. Nothing to it.”
“This gun’s not loaded, right?”
“This rookie’s now your partner, Detective.”
“Well, our new neighbors seem awfully nice.”
“Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend back home…”
“Never mind the rumors of a maniac on the loose, honey. Let’s make out.”
“I’m sure it’s just a scratch, Ensign.”
“Did any of you dudes order a pizza? (Boom chicka wow wow)”
“Hold on, I just need to run in and grab a pack of smokes.”
Followed by:
a) Complete lack of acknowledgment.
b) “It’s nothing. It’s just a cold.”
c) “I don’t need any damn doctors!”
d) Notice that there’s blood on the handkerchief they coughed in, look around nervously, then quickly shove it back in the pocket and hurry on their way.
“I need a volunteer.”
“It’s not loaded.”
“I checked the car before we left.”
“I know where I’m going.”
“I didn’t hear anything.”
“Wanna Party like it’s 1999?”
“Usahotbitch.”
“I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Let’s split up and search
“Sir why don’t you have a seat over here,” said Chris Hansen
Honey, I’m going shopping with the girls, can I have some money.
Sex with sheep is fun