“I don’t want to be mean, but…”
“I saw this in a cartoon once, I think I can do it.”
Don’t worry, you can’t get pregnant this way.
You DARE defy ME !
You’re detective Callahan’s new partner.
“I’m not even supposed to be here!”
“What’s this button do?”
Iwant a real and hairy woman. I like Bush. Is there a bustle in your hedgerow?
Horray! The girls are here!
"We interrupt this program – "
“Don’t worry, this always impresses girls.”
“You just don’t understand him like I do !”
The rest of us behave like everythings… OK?
T r o u b l e… OK?
In case anyone was wondering…
Good news everyone!
When said by Hubert J. Farnsworth.
I designed/built it myself.
There hasn’t been any trouble in this town for years.
Have you accepted Jesus in your life?
Next on Oprah, Tom Cruise/Jenny McCarthy.
I’ve never been to a casino before.
I’ll take…4 cards.
This is going to be the best trip ever!
I don’t want to hurt you BUT…
“were going to need a bigger boat”
What am I standing in?
Does this taste okay to you?
He doesn’t bite.
You should see the view from the top floor.
Batman doesn’t scare me.
It was a quiet Sunday on Wisteria Lane.
Look! It’s Jar-Jar Binks. He’ll save us!
We’ve run the simulation a zillion times, okay?
KneadToKnow took mine.
“We lose money on each one, but we will make it up in volume.”
“Let’s start the count down on New Year’s Rockin Eve 2012”
“We’ve never done it this way before.”
And yes, the ones I was going to do were taken also.
Including the smart-ass T R O U B L E line.
Any variant on “I’ve got a girl waiting for me back home, and as soon as I get out of here I’m going to marry her!” means the guy is about to die, either in combat or a tragic accident.
Any variant on “Detective, there’s something I have to tell you. No, not over the phone. I’ll meet you tomorrow…” means the character is about to be murdered to keep them quiet.
Slasher movies
I hear a noise outside . I am going out go check it out.
Bye.
Those are my favorits. I’ve never said them myself of course.
My contribution (stolen from Seinfeld).
Whos bra is this?